Hokage's Room

had a pretty stressful day today. Had alot of work to do. Im home now tho so at least i can finally relax. Well i got the next 3 days off so i guess ill be hangin out here. ill check back tomorrow.

Well i just sent out a BUNCH of friend requests. I just found some people who like the same type things i do.

Wow! It sure has been a REALLY long time since i updated my Profile. It usually just post and do missions and stuff. Well i guess ill start posting everyday again. Ill try to get some stuff up here that is worth the time it takes to read. I sure wish i was a higher level because being a Genin 4 really stinks! I cant get any of the prizes! and i really want some Naruto Series 2 Figurines! Well ill check back l8r! N'Cha!

Sorry Hokage!! I forgot to add my banner! Here it is!

Hand Seals Guide      Jutsu, or skills/techniques, are the mystical arts a ninja will utilize in battle. To perform a jutsu, the ninja will manipulate their chakra and may use some form of hand seal. Some techniques like Taijutsu do not require hand seals, however the ninja may use them to focus their chakra to certain areas of their body. Also some Ninjutsu like Rasengan and various weapon utilizations do not require any hand seal use.      By forming hand seals, the ninja is able to mold their chakra and manifest the desired jutsu. Because of the extensive number of hand seals and different combinations, there are thousands of potential jutsu to be discovered and used. The hand seals themselves come from the twelve signs of the Chinese Zodiac. The appearance of the seals stem from Hindu and Buddhist iconography, and are called "Mudra" meaning "seal" or "sign" in Sanskrit. These hand gestures helped identify the nature and function of the deity who used them. Over time the positions and traditions changed as they were adopted and moved from country to country.      In addition to these hand seals, certain jutsu have their own unique hand and finger positions, such as the gestures used in Kage Bunshin, Shintenshin, etc.. Every ninja in the series save for one has used both hands to form seals. Haku used one-handed seals in his Hyouton bloodline limit techniques. It is unknown if this was a skill unique to the whole of the bloodline or merely Haku himself. Note this is different than the one handed chakra focusing gesture one sees a lot of ninja use. Ne - Rat Ne is the First sign of the Chinese zodiac, the Rat. It is associated with North and the month of November. Note: Rat is used in the Nara clan's shadow manipulation. Ushi - Ox/Cow Ushi is the Second sign of the Chinese zodiac, the Ox. It is associated with North-Northeast and the month of December. Tora - Tiger Tora is the Third sign of the Chinese zodiac, the Tiger. It is associated with East-Northeast and the month of January. Note: Tiger has been associated with Fire Element manipulation. U - Rabbit/Hare U is the Fourth sign of the Chinese zodiac, the Rabbit. It is associated with East and the month of February. Tatsu - Dragon Tatsu is the Fifth sign of the Chinese zodiac, the Dragon. It is associated with East-Southeast and the month of March. Mi - Snake/Serpent Mi is the Sixth sign of the Chinese zodiac, the Snake. It is associated with South-Southeast and the month of April. Note: Snake has been associated with Earth Element manipulation. Uma - Horse Uma is the Seventh sign of the Chinese zodiac, the Horse. It is associated with South and the month of May. Hitsuji - Ram Hitsuji is the Eigth sign of the Chinese zodiac, the Sheep. It is associated with South-Southwest and the month of June. Note: Ram has been officially depicted in the manga as having either the right thumb or index finger extended upwards. Saru - Monkey Saru is the Ninth sign of the Chinese zodiac, the Monkey. It is associated with West-Southwest and the month of July. Tori - Bird Tori is the Tenth sign of the Chinese zodiac, the Rooster. It is associated with West and the month of August. Inu - Dog Inu is the Eleventh sign of the Chinese zodiac, the Dog. It is associated with West-Northwest and the month of September. I - Boar/Hog I is the Twelfth sign of the Chinese zodiac, the Pig. It is associated with North-Northwest and the month of October.

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Fire Jutsus

Fire Element; Fire Dragon Missile: Tiger (Comes after Earth Element; Earth Dragon Missile)
Fire Element; Balsam Spread Fire: Rat, Tiger, Dog, Ox, Rabbit, Tiger
Fire Element; Fire Dragon Flame Missile: Rat, Horse, Dragon, Ox, Tiger
Fire Element; Grand Fireball Jutsu: Snake, Tiger, Monkey, Boar, Horse, Tiger
Fire Element; Dragon Fire Technique: Serpent, Dragon, Rabbit, Tiger
Fire Element; Flame Blowing: Snake, Sheep, Monkey, Boar, Horse, Tiger
Fire Element; Toad Oil Fire Bullet: (Toad Must Be Summoned), Snake, Tiger, Monkey, Boar, Horse, Tiger
Fire Element; Phoenix Jutsu: Snake, Tiger, Dog, Ox, Rabbit, Tiger
Fire Element; Phoenix Flower Jutsu: Rat, Riger, Dog, Ox, Rabbit, Tiger
Fire Element; Blazing Fireball Jutsu: Snake, Tiger, Monkey, Board, Horse, Tiger
Fire Element; Flame Dragon Jutsu: Snake, Tiger, Dragon, Rabbit, Tiger

Ice Jutsus

Ice Element; Piercing Dragon Fierce Tiger: Tiger, Semi Tiger (first and third finger up and second and forth finger down), Boar, Dog
Ice Element; Double Black Dragon Blizzard: Serpent, Rat, Dragon, Monkey, Tiger, Dog
Ice Element; One Horned Whale: Tiger, Bird, Horse, Boar, Dog
Ice Element; Rouge Nature Jutsu: Snake, Rabbit, Dog
Ice Element; Black Dragon Blizzard: (clap hands together), Bird, Snake, Monkey, Tiger, Dog

Earth Jutsus

Earth Element; Earth Dragon Missile: Sheep, Horse, Dragon
Earth Element; Earth Landslide: Tiger
Earth Element; Earth Wall: You put your left hand into tiger then your right hand into an ox and put the ox on top of the tiger and that's the seal.

Water Jutsus

Water Element; Water Dragon Bullet: Ox, Tiger, Ox, Tiger
Water Element; Water Wall: Tiger, Serpent, Tiger
Water Element; Water Prison Jutsu: Sheep, Serpent, Tiger, Rabbit, Serpent, Dragon, Rabbit, Bird (Must stick hand in, in order to keep jutsu active)
Water Element; Water Vortex Jutsu: Tiger, Ox, Monkey, Rabbit, Sheep, Boar, Ox, Horse, Monkey, Tiger, Dog, Tiger, Serpent, Tiger, Ox, Monkey, Rabbit, Bird
Water Element; Water Dragon Jutsu: Ox, Monkey, Rabbit, Rat, Boar, Bird, Ox, Horse, Bird, Tiger, Dog, Tiger, Snake, Ox, Sheep, Snake, Pig, Sheep, Ox, Monkey, Bird, Dragon, Ox, Horse, Sheep, Tiger, Snake, Rat, Ox, Monkey, Bird, Rat, Boar, Monkey, Dragon, Bird, Ox, Horse, Sheep, Tiger, Snake, Rat, Monkey, Rabbit, Boar, Dragon, Ox, Rat, Ox, Monkey, Bird, Rat, Boar, Bird
Water Element; Black Rain: Tiger, Snake, Tiger

Other Jutsus

Academy Ninja Clone Jutsu: Tiger, Boar, Ox, Dog
Academy Ninja Transformation Jutsu: Dog, Boar, Tiger
A Thousand Years of Pain: Tiger, (Jab Fingers Into Target's Rear)
Chidori: Ox, (Fingers Spread In Front of You), Rabbit, (Fingers Spread In Front of You), Monkey, (Fingers Spread In Front of You)
Chidori Level 2: Snake, Dragon, Horse, Ram, Bird, Dog, Ox, Rabbit, Monkey
Chidori Level 3: Dog, Ox, Rabbit
Cursed Seal Jutsu: Rabbit, Bird, Snake, Horse, Monkey, Horse, Sheep, Rat
Death God Summon: (Cross Fingers), Snake, Boar, Sheep, Rabbit, Dog, Rat, Bird, Horse, Snake, (Clap Hands)
Demonic Illusion; * Decent Jutsu: Boar, Dog, Bird, Monkey, Sheep
Dispell: Horse Tiger
Hidden Snake Hand: Snake Tiger
Phoenix Flower Jutsu: Rat, Ox, Tiger, Ox, Rabbit, Tiger
Reversal Jutsu: Dog, Snake, Bird, Tiger
Sakura's CLone Jutsu: Tiger, Ox, Dog
Secret Tree Jutsu: Snake (Without Palms Touching)
Shadow Clone: Ram, Serpent, Tiger
Substitution Jutsu: Tiger, Boar, Ox, Snake
Summon Dog Pack: Boar, Dog, Tiger, Monkey, Sheep
Summon Reincarnation to the Impure World: Tiger, Dog, Dragon, (clap hands together)
Summoning Jutsu: Boar, Dog, Monkey, Bird, Sheep
Tile Shuriken: Tiger, Dragon, Rat, Tiger
Time Reversal Jutsu: Dog, Snake, Ox, Bird, Tiger

Naruto -- THEY'D NEVER SAY THAT!

**Contains Content That May Not Be Appropriate For All Veiwers**

Asuma

• · "I love you Kurenai! Will you marry me?"
• · "I quit smoking a month ago."

Choji

• · "No thanks Shino. I'm not hungry."
• · "I lost 300 pounds on the subway diet."
• · "Oooooh no! Not another bite."
• · "I only lost 100 pounds on the Atkins diet."

Gai

• · "That's it! I'm shaving these ugly eyebrows."

Gaara

• · "I hate sand! I think I'm allergic to it."
• · "Temari and Kankurou, why don't we get along?"

Haku

• · "I hate you Zabuza... shove it."
• · "Wow! I make a pretty good looking girl... pass the lip stick please."

Hinata

• · "I love you Neji."
• · "Naruto! I hate your way of the ninja! It doesn't work on me!"

Ino

• · "Who cares about looks."
• · "Eww... I hate purple."

Itachi

• · "I'm so weak. I wish I wasn't such a woman."
• · "Violence isn't necessary; can't we all just get along."
• · "I want my mommy..."
• · "I did NOT have incest with Sasuke!"
• · "I miss my family."

Jiraiya

• · "Oh man! Not another naked chick."
• · "Do you guys think of anything besides women?"
• · "Ahh the fourth was not anything special."
• · "That's right. I'm a virgin and proud of it."
• · "I, Jiraiya, solemnly swear never to look at another boob."
• · "I love big butts and I can not lie."
• · "I've never looked at *."
• · "The internet is not for *. It's for educational purposes."
• · "You are young. You are free. Why don't you sleep with me?"

Kakashi

• · "I think I'm going to show up for training early today."
• · "Man, my partners died.. oh well better them than me."
• · "I'm too lazy to choose the color of my mask today."
• · "Naruto! You could read my Come Come Paradise!"
• · "Do I save my comrades or finish the mission? Oh, screw this, I'll just kill my comrades and finish it myself."

Kankurou

• · "Hey Gaara, can I build a sand castle with your sand?"

Kiba

• · "You're a bad dog, Akamaru!!!"
• · "I think I'm allergic to dogs."
• · "AKAMARU! WHAT DID I TELL YOU WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I FOUND OUT YOU PEED ON THE RUG!? *Brings Akamaru outside with a shotgun*"

Konohamaru

• · "Naruto! You're a bad leader! I'm going to look for Sasuke!"

Naruto

• · "Shut up, Sakura I don't want to be Hokage today."
• · "I don't like ramen! Let's eat tofu!"
• · "I hate the color orange."
• · "I love you Neji."

Neji

• · "I love you more Hinata."

Orochimaru

• · "Ok, lets pretend I'm straight for one minute..."
• · "I have one more snake that you haven't seen, Sasuke."
• · "I'm the guy who did Michael Jackson's plastic surgery."

Rock Lee

• · "Hey Gai-Sensei! Can I enter a ninjutsu contest?"
• · "Gai, stop hugging little boys and get a girlfriend."
• · "Sakura, does nothing appease you?!"
• · "Sakura, you are so ugly. I hate girls with pink hair."

Sakura

• · "Screw this, this ninja thing ain't for me. I just wanted to be near Naruto."
• · "* Sasuke, you're even uglier than I am."
• · "* Sasuke get a hair cut."

Sasuke

• · "I'm sorry Itachi. I don't feel like fighting today."
• · "You know, I'll stop hunting Itachi. I think I'll just enjoy life and marry Sakura."
• · "Naruto, I love you. You are much more than a brother to me."
• · I'm not emo. *Breaks into song* I walk a lonely road, the only road that I have ever known. *Cuts wrists* Don't know where it go... *passes out*

Shikamaru

• · "I'm sooo hyper. Lets run laps around Kohana for a hour."
• · "Ino I hate you; you're such a *. Yet you're so hot marry me?"

Shizune

• · "Tsunade-sama, I don't wanna work for you anymore!"

Shino

• · "Oh my god, did you see the size of that bug?"
• · "Eww... get that thing out of your mouth you don't know were it has been."
• · A bug! A bug! Get it off me! Get it off me!!!
• · HAHAHAHAHA!

The Third Hokage

• · "This village sucks. I'm moving to Hawaii."

Tsunade

• · "I hate being young. I wish I didn't have this jutsu going."
• · "Mmmmm grubs slimy yet satisfying."
• · "Gambling is horrible. I'll pick up a better hobby like collecting shells."
• · "I am NOT a total *."