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• Naruto Halloween Warriors

  Oct 6, 2008

  Kimimaro ought to transform into the monster from the novel "Frankenstein" (not the movie version)

  They have some noticeable similarities.

  Both were increadibly strong, fast, and inteligent, with Kimimaro soloing Naruto, Rock Lee, and Gaara, and with the monster being able to dodge gunfire, having increadible strength and stamina, and being able to resist the elements.

  Both had increadibly sad/tragic lives. Kimimaro was locked up and forced to fight for his bloodthirsty clan, with noone wanting or needing him. He finally found acceptance by Orochimaru, but was crippled by illness and then was forgotten by Oroxhimaru when Kimimaro gave is life to secure Sasuke. The monster was created by a man who wished to play God and was abandoned by his creator, roaming the streets and being feared by people just because of his hideous appearance. He helped a poor family secretly while gaining knowledged and when befriending them was chased out. He confronted his creator and demanded a female to be made to share his feeling and pain, and was denied, which put him down a lonely slippery path of murder

  In physical appearance, both Kimmimaro and the monster had taller heights. Kimimaro could pull bones from his body, and in the manga, you could see the tissue and other body workings when he pulled them out. The monster was describes as having skin that "barely disguised the workings of the vessels and muscles underneath."

  Kimimaro would gain power as followed. He would have even greater stamina, speed, and strength, which is like giving an A-bomb a bonus H-bomb, in that Kimimaro's Strength, Speed, Stamina, and Taijutsu were already top notch.

  
  Also, he would be immune to disease, so what was crippling him before would no longer be a factor. His new hideous appearance owuld likely not have much of an effect. The way the Naruto world it, it is likely that he would not be discriminated against.

  
  Basically, Kimimaro turning into the monster would be like giving Kimimaro a bunch of steriods then putting him on speed and crack.

  

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  by ryne11 | 0 comments |

• UNH2 Dream Team

  Jul 4, 2008

  

  This may seem like a rehash of my picks from the original Ultimane Ninja Heroes, but I again choose Itachi Uchiha, Jiraiya, and Kisame Hoshigaki.

  Putting aside plot, these guys are an overpowering team

  Itachi has shown what he could do in the japanese manga, and it is pretty obvious that only the Highest Tier characters would have a chance of beating a 100%. Itachi beat Kakashi just buy looking at him, defeated Orochimaru at the age of 11 and cut off his hand, beat Deidara with a simple Genjutsu, and pretty much beat Sasuke AND Orochimaru without going 100% (However, plot interfered).

  Jiraiya has so much experience and power it isn't funny. Many techniques involving toads and fire, and 1 technique that completely warped the entire landscape, and was dubbed useless because he was drugged and not able to do it properly. In the Japanese manga, His Ultimate Rasengan, as well as his Sage mode and various Hair related techniques, as well as his audio Genjutsu (that "defeated" one of the Highest Tear characters), make him someone that no average or even above average person can handle

  Kisame created a mini-sea, created 3 Water clones, captured 3 chunin/jonin strength,maintained 3 Water Prisons, summoned sharks, and fought Guy with only 30% chakra at the same time. Samehada(Sharkskin) can also absorb Chakra, so it pretty much makes several high powered Jutsu useless. He probably solos countries in his free time.

  Like before, there are many overpowering combination

  -Jiraiya traps enemy with Toad Mouth Trap, and Itachi either uses Tsukuyomi on Kisame drown the opponent.

  -Itachi with Amaterasu and Jiraiya with Toad Flame Bomb.

  Kisame may seem the odd man out, but Jiraiya and Itachi could heat Kisame's water jutsu to a high degree. Burns and other injuries from boiling water are sometimes much worse than burns from fire or heat alone

  This group would be too overpowered in some aspects, but that is why I chose them. They are High Tier in the manga and anime, and are usually high tier in almost all games as well

  by ryne11 | 1 comment |

• Procrastination=Bad

  Apr 29, 2008

  I always wait till the last minute to do stuff and in the end it always works out, but in that brief period of a week when I have to type 5 long papers, go to work, go to school, work out schedule problems, negotiate for a Security job, and try to find some healthy and affordable food while staying in shape, it shaves a year or two off of your life.

  Meh. Two more papers (One on Ohio History, one on Russian History) and I am done with writing papers for 1 year (Fall of this year is Police Academy, where I don't have to write essays)

  Oh well. I always get out of it in the end. I just need to get some good stress food (General Tso's, here I come)

  Also, I will be more active after this week, so don't think ryne11's absence will excuse you from not posting spoiler warnings

  

  by ryne11 | 1 comment |

• So poor and busy with a touch of bad luck

  Sep 20, 2007

   Prepare for me whining

   

   

  So far:

   

  -Had my car break down 4 times, and spent about $700 fixing it, and something in the engine is causing it to rattle real loud. Nothing I can do about it. My car can die tommorow or next year, though I preffer the latter

  -Blew $800 on books for school (books for college are a racket. New volume = new pictures and a few changed words + an extra $100 to the cost)

  -Spending $100 for running shoes so I can run my * off to prepare for the Police Academy

   

  Have almost no free time.

  *MWF I got to school aroung 6:30 AM EST and get home around 5 PM EST. I run for an hour, listen to Mochael Savage for 3 hours, and go to bed around 9-10 PM

  *TTH  I got to school aroung 6:30 AM EST and get home around 1 PM EST, where I go straight to work and get home around 10 PM, then go to bed

  *SAT I sleep in a little, run, do school work, and go to work from 1 tim maybe midnight.

  *SUN is actually a day off, though the last 3 weeks I have had to work it

   

  And I am still technically a punk who has no concept of the Real World

  Though in the real world, one does not pay to go to school and then work  right afterwards. One goes to a meaningless job with no satisfaction and goes home and drinks. That sounds inviting

   

  But due to my Academy preparations:

  -No Alcohol

  -No Pop

  -No Sweets(though I never really liked them)

  -No Bread

  -No Pasta

  -No Pizza

  -No CHINESE( My love I hath forsaken)

   

  Meh. It will pay off in the longrun I guess. I just gotta start looking in peoples front yards for a car(though I have no money)

   

   

  [/rantend] 

   

  by ryne11 | 9 comments |

• Mission 22 Thing

  Aug 12, 2007

  
  
   

   

  For my team, I choose Itachi Uchiha, Jiraiya, and Kisame Hoshigaki.

  Putting aside plot, these guys are an overpowering team

  Itachi has yet, even in the Japanese version of the story, to show much of his ability. In almost any story, the one who shows little powere and PWNs everyone is badass.  Itachi beat Kakashi ust buy looking at him, and defeated Orochimaru at the age of 11 and cut off his hand.

   

  Jiraiya has so much experience and power it isnt funny. Many techniques incolving toads and fire, and 1 technique that completely warped the entire landscape, and was dubbed useless because he was drugged and not able to do it proberly. Makes you wonder how strong the full powered version is.

   

  Kisame created a mini-sea, greated 3 Water clones, captured 3 chunin/jonin strength,mainained 3 Water Prisons, summoned sharks, and fought with only 30% chakra. Samehada(Sharkskin) can also absorb Chakra, so it pretty much makes several high powered Jutsu sueless.

   

   

  Working together, I can understand a couple of curbstomps. Jiraiya traps enemy with Toad Mouth Trap, and Itachi either uses Tsukuyomi on Kisame drown the opponent.

  Itachi with Amaterasu and Jiraiya with Toad Flame Bomb 

  There are so many combinations it isn't even funny.

   

  That and we have never seen any of the 3 above  defeated at 100%, or even injured beyond a flesh wound, minus some a flashback (Jiraiya) 

   

   

  So this team is made of Win. In the games, they are usually Higher Tier characters too.  

  by ryne11 |

• Ya, so I have this Clan thing....

  Jun 30, 2007

   

  Why not join it? (AKA selling out to my blog due to lack of Joinage)

   

      Tobi is a Good Boy! We all know that. In the current Manga, Tobi is doing nothing while Masashi Kishimoto and the rest of Japan fondle themselves to Yagami Sasuke, who is being  the God of this new world, in his fight against Deidara, Japan's 3rd Favorite Naruto Characters(though he may be the Ryuk to Yagami Sasuke in the newest developments)

      You know how in movies the little guy who stands there and does nothing is the mostl likely to kick *? Or in Manga how the last person to show his full power  or true strength is likely to win? Those reasons=Win. Using the Transitive Property of Equality, if Win=Those Reasons and Those Reasons=Tobi then Tobi=Win

  And Tobi is made of Win

   

  Therefore by not joining, you are going against Tobi, therefore, You=Not Win

   And do you know who is made of Not Win? Terrorists(and IslamoFacists). And Hitler. Do you really want to be in the Clan Hitler made? The Not Win Clan?

   

  So join Today. Or at least view some of the beautiful artwork involving Tobi

   

   

   

   

  by ryne11 | 15 comments |

• ATTN: People asking me how I have so much Ryo!

  Jun 24, 2007

   

   

   

  QUIT ASKING!

   

  I got all of My Ryo from doing the things available. That is all. Quit PMing me asking how I got so much. Seriously.

   

  If you ask me again, I will Go Deidara on you

  
   

   

  This post may or may not be influenced by the dozens of PM's polluting my inbox.

   

   

   

  by ryne11 | 12 comments |

• Running sucks when you are out of shape

  Jun 12, 2007

  I have to take the Police Academy in the spring, so I am conditioning now and will evolve that into something in the future.

   

  Problem is, I am 260 pounds,  6'4", and like to eat(never fried foods or sweets ,usually always grilled meat, broccoli, and peaches. Problem is I like cheese)

   

  Lifestyle changes suck, but running sucks more 

  by ryne11 | 11 comments |

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