Hokage's Room

THERE ONCE WAS A TIME, 'TWAS PLAIN TO SEE JUST WHAT THE HELL, HELL WAS MEANT TO BE. BUT THEN THEOLOGIEN GOT INTO THE ACT AND HELL NO LONGER WAS A SIMPLE.

HELL FORMERLY WAS A DARK HIDDEN SPACE IMPERCEIVABLE, COVERED, A TRUE HIDING PLACE. IT COULD BE  PLACE, AD CRUDE AS A SHED OR COULD BE A HELMET TO COVER YOUR HEAD.

SMOOCHER AND KISSERS OFTEN NEEDED A HELL FOR HIDDEN IN DARKNESS, NO ONE COULD TELL. HALL, HOLE, AND HULL COME FROM THE SAME ROOT ALONG WITH A HEEL COVERED WITH A BOOT.

"TOO SHORT!" SO THEOLOGIANS ONCE SAID AND NOW FROM THEIR SCHEMING, CONFUSION HAS SPREAD. THEY HIRED THE DANTES AND MICHAELANGELOS TO PAINT PRETTY PICTURES OF MAY GREAT WOES.

FIRE TORMENT, WITH MUCH SUPERSTITION WAS ADDED TO PAGAN MYTHOLOGY AND FICTION. THE GODDESS OF HELL FROM NORSE MYTHOLOGY BECAME SATAN, HERO OF MOST ESCHATOLOGY. 

JESUS THE SAVIOR, DELIVERED MANKIND HE CAME NOT FOR FEW, BUT FOR ALL MEN TO FIND. HIS PORTION BECAME A RATHER SMALL LOT WHILE MOST OF MANKIND IN HELL-FIRE WOULD ROT.

THE WAY TO THIS HELL BECAME BROAD AND WIDE THE GIFT OF GODS GRACE WAS AT ITS LOW TIDE. CLOTHES, CREEDES AVD DAYS, THE RIGHT DENOMINATION BECAME THE SOLE MEANS, THE WAY TO SALVATION.

GEHANNA, HAED, TARTAROO, AND SHEOL ALL BECAME PLACES THAT COULD SWALLOW YOU SOUL. PREACHERS NOW HAD US, RIGHT WHERE THEY WANTED "OBEY OR TO HELL WITH YOU" THEY OFTEN TAUNTED.