Hokage's Room

A TEXAS COWBOY LAY DOWN ON A BARROM FLOOR DRUNK SO MUCH HE COUDNT DRINK NOT ONE MORE SO HE FELL ASLEEP WITH A TROUBLE BRAIN TO DREAM HE RODE A HELL BOUND TRAIN

THE ENGINE WITH MURDEROUS BLOOD WAS DAMP AND WAS BRILLIANTLY LIT WITH A BRIMSTONE LAMP AN IMP FOR FUEL SHOVELING BONES WHILE THE FURNACE RANG WITH A THOUSAND GROANS

THE BOILER WAS FILLED WITH LAGER AND BEER AND THE DEVIL HIMSELF WAS THE ENGINEER THE PASSENGER WERE A MOST MOTLY CREW CHURCH MEMEBER ATHEIST GENITLE AND JEW

THE RICH MEN IN BRAODCLOTH, BEGGERS IN RAGS HANDSOME YOUNG LADIES, WITHERED OLD HAGS YELLOW AND BROWN MEN RED, BROWN AND WHITE ALL CHAINED TOGETTHER--O GOD WHAT A SITE

WHILE THE TRAIN RUSHED AT A HORRIBLE PACE THE SULPHUROUS FUMES SCORCHED THEIR HANDS AND FACE WIDER AND WIDER THE COUNTRY GREW FASTER AND FASTER THE ENGINE FLEW

LOUDER AND LOUDER THE THUNDER CRASHED BRIGHTER AND BRIGHTER THE LIGHTING FLASHED HOTTER AND HOTTER THE AIR BECAME TIL THE CLOTHES BURNED FROM EACH QUIVERING FLAME

AND OUT OF THE DISTANCE THERE AROSE YELL"HA HA"SAID THE DEVIL "WERE NEARING HELL!" THEN OH, THE PASSENGERS ALL SHIERKED WITH PAIN AND BEGGED THE DEVIL TO STOP THE TRAIN

HE CAPERED ABOUT AND DANCED WITH GLEE AND LAUGHED AND JOKED AT THERE AGONY "MY FAITHFUL FRIENDS, YOU HAVE DONE THE WORK AND THE DEVIL NEVER CAN A PAYDAY SHIRK"

"YOU'VE BULLIED THE WEAK, YOU'VE ROBBED THE POOR AND THE STARVING BROTHER YOU'VE TURNED FROM YOUR DOOR YOU'VE LAID UP GOLD WHERE THE CANKER RUST AND GIVEN FREE VENT TO YOUR BEASTLY LUST"

 "YOU'VE JUSTICE AND SCORNED AND CORRUPTION SOWN AND TRAMPLED THE LAWS OF NATURE DOWN YOU'VE DRUNK, CHEATED, PLUNDERED AND LIED AND MOCKED AT GOD IN YOUR HELL BORN PRIDE"

"YOU HAVE PAID FULL FAIR NOW I CARRY YOU THROUGH FOR ITS ONLY RIGHT THAT YOU SHOULD PAY YOUR DUE WHY THE LABORER ALWAYS EXPECTS HIS HIRE SO I'LL LAND YOU SAFE IN MY LAKE OF FIRE"

"WHERE YOUR FLESH WILL WASTE IN THE FLAMES THAT ROAR AND MY IMPS TORMENT YOU FOREVERMORE" THEN THE COWBOY AWOKE WITH AN ANGIUSHED CRY HIS CLOTHS WET WITH SWEAT AND HIS HAIR STANDING HIGH

THEN HE PRAYED AS HE NEVER HAD PRAYED TILL THAT HOUR TO BE SAVED FROM THE DEMONS POWER AND HIS PRAYERS AND VOWS WERE NOT IN VAIN FOR HE NEVER ROAD THE HELL BOUND TRAIN