Welcome to my new comedy series, FART-BUSTERS!!! Starring Officers Bob and Steve! This story is about two men part of the FART-BUSTERS team. A team which has officers appear and arrest anyone who farts. This is the first case:
At the FART-BUSTER HQ, Bob and Steve were on separate chairs watching some TV, until suddenly, the Fart Alarm started blaring. Bob and Steve went to the FB-Mobile and and blazed down to the Smith house on Bloten Street. "We're here." said Bob. They exited there car and smashed the door. "FB! Don't move! We're looking for a... Jerry Smithy? said Bob and Steve. Everybody in front of Bob and Steve pointed to the bathroom. "It be wrong if we went in there..." said Steve. "Oh, don't worry I'm just shaving!!!" shouted a fat man's voice. Bob gave Steve an unsure look but they barged inside anyway. "What's that smell!? Steve's face turned green and he fell on the floor and looked like he was choking. "Don't worry! I'll call the Bad Smell Stuck in Nose Removers (B.S.S.N.R) and Life Saviors."
2 Operations to Steve Later (1 hour, 47 Minutes, and 23 seconds.
"Alright! Now let's get back to business" said Bob. "You over there! You're coming with us!" shouted Steve at the fat man in his boxers. "But buddies, this is MY PRIVACY TIME..." said Jerry, the fat man. "Oh, then I guess we have to come back later." Said Bob. "Alright, but, uh, Jerry, why is there a huge brown basketball in the toilet!?" said Steve. Well, let's just say I forget to flush..." said Jerry. "Oh, no!" said Steve and he barfed all over the bathroom.
TO BE CONTINUED.
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xD "Alright, but, uh, Jerry, why is there a huge brown basketball in the toilet?" LOL