Hokage's Room

I would like this to be a Naruto action movie that takes place after the timeskip. However, I also want it to have planety of comedy and romantic tension as well. To that end we will focus on Naruto in a dojo training hard as always trying to become stronger to match up with Sasuke. He is practing his taijutsu while sparring with Rock Lee and using his shadow clones. Lee is handling his clones but naruto is using them to execute aerial manuever to dodge Lee's attacks and counter attack. Naruto lands several blows to Lee but eventually loses in the end when he becomes overconfident. As Naruto is bested, in come Sakura, Ino, TenTen and Hinata.  They are on their way to medical class when they see the two hot heads. Sakura shakes her head at Naruto while Hinata dotes.  Shizune comes in and tells all of themn to report to the Hokage right away. Tsunade has a mission for the kunoichis. She tell them that the Village Hidden in the Water (underwater) has been attacked and the villagers are in desperate need of medical help.

She asks Shizune to lead the Kunoichi to the desperate village with medical supplies and assigns Lee, Naruto, Kiba , Shino, Choji and Neji to protect the carvan from powerful attackers, the four remaining swordsmen of the mist. After a lot of playful geneder, teasing by both sides, the boys and the girls get separated end up fighting massive battles against ninjas forces, culminate with bith groups fighting two swordmen each. When the Swordmen retreat back and join forces together. The might of all of their special swords overcomes the  ninja. Naruto must summon the strength of his wind element, the rasengan, the rasen suriken and eventuall the ninr tailed fox to defeat the foe and restore peace to the Hidden Water Village. Hinata grows and begins to see Sakra as a rival for Naruto's attention and ulimately his affection and Naruto begins to reciprocate as his appreciation of Hinata grows and his desire to be like his "pervy sage" takes him down the awkward path of teenage attraction, emotions, and maturity.

I am usually all pumped up to play Naruto on the day that it comes out. After all, it is election day and nothing could be better than a new president (Go Obama!) than a Naruto game for the PS3. However, although I have pre-ordered the game and I have a PS3, I do not yet own a high definition TV. That I am saving as my gift to myself for my birthday on November 22nd.  I have been saving my pennies and working my butt off to get a nice sony Bravia 1080p jump off so I will keep my Naruto in the shrink wrap until then. At that point I will call ober a few friends, crack open a couple big bags of Cheetos, a couple 2 liter Pepsi Colas and my favorite video game chair and sit in front of the TV like a happy couch potato and enjoy the Ultimate Ninja Storm in all its glory!!! I might even take my newly minted Sasuke figurine and post him up right next to the PS3 to give it good vibrations. Big things poppin' indeed!!!

When Rock Lee stops by an old ladies house and asks for water to drink, she gives him a mysterious cider that contains a powerful alcohol. When Lee gets drunk, he becomes more than a fighting machine. He becomes a Zombie with an insatiable lust to kill. He releases the seventh inner gate and almost becomes death crushing and laying waster to all of the villagers that he confronts in his path. With dilated eyes rolled up in his head. He acts purely on instinct. The veins of his muscles popping out all over his body. He scares all of the women and children and utters nothing but moans and groans as his body tears itself apart. The speed and power of his attacks swiftly defeat all ninja that try to subdue him until he confronts. Sasuke. who is able to fend him off  and capture him with his striking shadow snakes. However the power of the hidden lotus has rendered Lee a zombie killing machine forever and the people are forever fearful of his second bloom.

I picture a battle with Naruto and Gaara versus Akatsuki in an elaborate Temple hidden in the heart of a live Volcano. The Volcano is a part of the Ninja Village Hidden in the Mountains. The Volcano's eruptions are used to power the chakra of the Akatsuki members and make them extremely powerful. However, Gaara has earth style and wind style jutsu that can make sand from the Volcano's ash and the Volcano also increases he chaos within Naruto and strengthens his Kyuubi power. The Battle is reminiscent of Naruto's battle with the Shakaku sand spirit and completely levels the surrounding terrain. The two jinchuriki's use their full power and their bijuus to defeat the Akatsuki and escape with their lives, barely.

I  am glad that the Hokage's Room gave me a cause to Blog. I have recently gotten a PS3 for Naruto ninja storm and have played the demo of Naruto and Kakashi. I am not that good with the graphics so I am not sure how to get the screen shots up. But I can assure you that the game is pure candy. The controls are sweet the graphics are fluid and the jutsus are all there. I am planning already to take a day off when the game drops just to enjoy it. I encourage yall to do the same.

Got my Naruto pre-order figure yesterday, and guess what, it's not Haku. I was pleased to find the Legendary Sanin, the Toad Sage himself, Master Jaraiya. Yeah, I know he's dead and all, but he was still one of the coolest characters ever. Especially during the third Chunin exam, when he came in and handled Orochimaru's snake summon. Anyway thanks Hokage, glad to have J- Man on the team! I started a new job last month and it is serious kicking my you know what. But, it pays so well that I think I will have a PS3 by next week just in time to play the Naruto demo. God bless America. Well at least I know that God has blessed me and I will have to work hard to keep this job.I determined to make it though because a shinobi never quits. That is my way of the ninja!

I fell of the wagon for a minute. Even missed about two missions and failed one. But this Ninja will not give up! I will train even harder to become the best Jonin I can be like Neji. So wifey did me up lovely and bought me the God of War PSP system for father's day. I was so surprised I was speechless. I still can't stop saying thank you. The God of War game was straight up addictive. But it was so good that I finished it in like three days. So what was next, Naruto, of course! I bought the first Ultimate Ninja Heroes to practice my fighting skills for when the second one dropped. I then went out and copped my pre-ordered copy and haven't put it down since. I know I'm late, but the PSP is really something amazing. I have watched Superbad, surfed the net, played music, and played great games. It has almost made me forget my ipod. Almost. I definitely want to get in on the PS3 to play Metal Gear and the demo of Ninja Storm.

Okay, so its been a while since I wrote. I decided that I need to give my two cents on affairs in the Village of Konoha. I started a new job and it pays pretty well, so I should be set up with a PSP and a PS3 by the end of the summer. I've got a ton of PS2 games so I'm debating what to do with them. I'm thinking ebay since they're in mint condition. I rarely get the opportunity to play and I have alot of games that I've played only once or twice. I think I'll keep my Naruto games for now. Call me sentimental. My goal is to get good enough to wreck shop at the next New York Comicon. Big up and respect to all my fellow shinobi that have been members of the Hokage's Room this year. I think the hokage has done a great job. Now all we need to do is get Namco to come up off some of that loot that they are making off of all our game purchases and replenish the rewards. But hey, it's free, and I would have bought the games anyway, so I'm definitely not complaining. Big things are definitely poppin' this year. Beware the Ninja Storm coming!!!!

I never liked Haku. Only because the story made him such a girly boy that Naruto thought he was a girl and then he died because he could fulfill the mission that Zabuza game him made him. That is the epitome of wackness! Anyway his speed, accuracy, and keke genkai powers are boss (crystal ice mirrors was owning Sasuke and Naruto), so he could have been a great character. But they had to make him soft as toilet tissue, and mess it all up. 

So why am I am ranting about this? A character that hasn't been heard from since the first arc of the series.... Its because I got the Haku figure at NY Comicon fro  the Naruto Ultimate Ninja 3 Booth. It was free, no complaints there, except the random figure I got out of six possible ones was Haku. Go figure. I gave it to a little girl dressed up like Ten Ten. (I think she already had Haku too, but it didn't stop her from taking it with a smile.) 

Now I received my figure from Hokage's Room for the Naruto pre-order today. Psyched right! I open it, and it's Haku again!!!! I was so bummed. But I decided to make the best of it. I assembled it and put it on my book shelf. He actually looks pretty tough in the figurine. I'll just try to pretend that he was. I guess it was my destiny. So Haku is now part of my ride or die squad. I will never disrespect him again. Maybe that way, I'll get Itachi, Sasuke, Naruto, or Jaraiya next time. Rest in Peace Haku.