Hokage's Room

Gaara popped in the CD with a grunt. Girls gathered all around in the front row…not like I was there. What? Quit looking at me like that! I wasn’t there ok? Sheesh…( Mufufufufu )

"I LOVE YOU GAARA!" Some girl shouted.

"Grrr…" Gaara umm growled, and glared at her. She fainted with delight and was foaming at the mouth…like she had rabies or something. Gaara just ignored her and played the song ‘Shake Your Bootah’ ( Whatever that song is called ) He started to: Shake. That. Thing. ( XDD Sorry )

Kankuro watched his brother danced and fell down laughing and rolling everywhere. When he fell there was a GIANORMOUS earthquake. People screamed when the earthquake happened but quickly looked back to Gaara. Gaara’s face suddenly distorted and he held his stomach. He glanced at Kankuro. All Kankuro did was pretend to rip the teddy’s head off again. Gaara sighed and kept shaking. That. Thing. ( XDD Just imagining that makes me crack up ) Kankuro continued to watch his brother dance. Suddenly Temari was behind him. Kankuro gasped an looked at his sister.

"H-h-i Temari… eheh heh…"

"What the heck is Gaara doing?"

"What’s it look like he’s doing? He’s dancing, like I told him to. Don’t worry you didn’t miss the funny part."

"You know he’ll kill you once he gets his teddy back."

"Not like I was going to ever give it back. MUHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Kankuro…you better give it back…or else." Then Temari smacked the ground with her dumb fan. Kankuro just looked at her and laughed.

"Pfft… I’m not scared of you."

"Well, he’ll kill you still Kankuro, just you wait. You know-"

"Shhh! The funny part’s gonna happen."

Temari just sighed and watched her little brother.

"HOLY!"

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAAA!" Kankuro laughed.

Well… if you are sure you want to know what Gaara did keep reading but… don’t kill me! I will run FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FARFAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FARFAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FARFAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FARFAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FARFAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FARFAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FARFAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FARFAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR away and you will NEVER EVER find me! I shall start running now. Ciao!

Here’s what Gaara did. His evil big brother made him do this I promise…. Ummm he stole the script and rewrote this! AHH!

He stuck his butt in some girls face and wiggled it around… ( :faints: I could never imagine Gaara doing that XDD )The next few events happened so fast no mere mortal knew what the heck was happening. The girl was like, ‘Oh yeah.‘ Then Gaara couldn’t hold it in anymore and let out a gianormous fart causing the biggest earthquake known to man! So then almost everyone in the store died. (Except for Kankuro, who thought it smelled like roses ) Then Kankuro shouted ‘I’m never giving your teddy back! AHHAHA!’ And then there was some sounds like this: BOOMCRASHBANGPOWKLANG! And then you could see a badly beaten Kankuro, a teddy with it’s head ripped off, and a very angry Gaara in a speedo. Ah, normal pace now.

T-t-t-t-eddy…?" Gaara sobbed as he looked at his teddy. He picked up it’s detached head and it’s body. He looked at his teddy then up at Kankuro whom he beat the crap out of. Kankuro twitched.

"Kankuro…"

"Y-yes Gaara…?"

"Do you know what happens when you destroy a childhood memory…"

Kankuro looked up at his little brother, whom still had no eyeliner on and was scared.

"And upset your little brother with social problems and a demon inside of him?"

"N-n-noo..," Kankuro replied.

"Well you’re gonna find out!"

Then you could hear Kankuro’s surfer dude voice (ugh) scream a million bajillion miles away…Attracting other ninja’s attention.

"Did you here that?" Sasuke asked Naruto, "It sounded like some fat dude just screamed… it sounded like it came from the sand village."

"Ghkkjfgkncfnfoi," Naruto replied shoving ramen down his throat. Which meant something like, No you must be imaging things in that stupid head of yours.

"What’d you say?" Sasuke asked.

Naruto gulped down his ramen and said, "Yeah, sure did. Umm… how do you know it’s from the sand village?"

"Because only Gaara could make a guy scream like that."

"Riiiight."

Sakura the dumbo came jogging in, "Hi Saaaasssuuuke!" She stopped to a halt.

"What’s up?"

"We’re going to Target," Sasuke replied picking up his crap. "Lets go."

Kankuro was laying in bed with two broken arms and a broken leg and his face was oozing puss from all the new wounds. Temari stood beside him

"How’re you doing?"

"What’s it look like?"

"Well you look like crap."

"Oh gee, THANKS."

"Uh-huh."

Silence. Then Gaara slammed the door open and stomped over to his brother’s bed. He looked down at him.

"I would ask if you were ok, but I don’t really care," Gaara said and walked out.

"Grrr," Kankuro grumbled.

Gaara came back in, "Oh the place we went to during… my incident, I didn’t see my eyeliner brand so I’m heading to the leaf village. Yeah I destroyed that place too." Ok now he left.

Temari followed him, and waved bye to Kankuro.

Kankuro lied in bed and thought, Why? What the heck came over my head? It’s like someone’s controlling me… Then he looked out the window and saw a camera crew taping all this.

"WHAT THE?" He shouted.

The camera crew screamed and ran. As they ran they shouted ,"I DON’T GET PAID ENOUGH TO DO THIS!" Ahh…amateurs. Mufufufu…

"Weird, I am gonna go to Target now…" Kankuro painfully got up and followed his brother and sister. Suddenly they disappeared. Kankuro disappeared along with them.

Suddenly they appeared in Target since their journey would be silent and boring and nothing exciting to read about. They saw a TV and watched the news.

"Tonight at 11 you will see Gaara from the desert dancing… in a speedo."

Everyone turned to look at Gaara. Gaara glared back at them.

"LOOK THERE HE IS!" Some stoopid girl screamed.

"RUN! RUN GAARA RUN!" Temari shouted. Gaara ran to the very back of the store. Kankuro painfully followed him. Step. "Ow." Step. "Ow." Step. "Ow" Step. "Ow." Step. "Ow." Step. "Ow" Step. "Ow." Step. "Ow." Step. "Ow" Step. "Ow." Step. "Ow." Step. "Ow" Step. "Ow." Step. "Ow." Step. "Ow" Step. "Ow." Step. "Ow." Step. "Ow" Step. "Ow." Step. "Ow." Step. "Ow." Gaara looked behind him. "Kankuro what’s up with you following me? Didn’t I bust you up enough?"

Kankuro just looked at Gaara and stayed silent. Gaara walked into the stuffed animal aisle. Then dramatic heavenly music started to play: HALLEJIUAH! Pause. HALLEJIUAH! Pause. HALLEJIUAH, HALLEJIUAH, HAALLEJIUUUUUAH! Gaara’s eyes grew GIANORMOUS and he drooled a bit. Kankuro just looked at his brother, Not again, He thought, this is why we never take him to the toy aisles.

Gaara looked at the stuffed animals. He touched one and flinched.

"It’s…fluffy…" Gaara spoke.

"Duh."

Gaara stared in wonder at the stuffed animal.

"Fluffy….."

"Gaara, don’t…"

"FLUFFY! FLUUUUUUUUUFFFFFYYY! FLUFFY FLUFFY FLUFFY! AHAHAHAHAHA!" Gaara screeched and flung himself into one of the stuffed animal stands ( He couldn’t stand their fluffiness ) causing the thing to fall over and create sound effects like: KRASHBANGFWOOSHBANGPANGKAPOWBOOMKABOOMKLANG! Nine sound effects in all. Try to count them all foolish mortals. Then there was some person saying ‘OWWIEE!’ Most likely that was Gaara. And then… a psycho laugh of fluffiness.

Kankuro slowly backed away from his brother. I am not gonna stay for this, he thought.

AN: What’ll happen next? What’s up with Gaara’s obsession with fluffy things? REVIEW TO FIND OUT. Mufufufu...