-1AN: Yet another chappie! I wrote this after I was eating heavily sugared regular crispy rice, not the store one, the off-brand non-sugared one. Yes all that sugar was put on by accident -snicker- And I realized I spelled psycho wrong in the title XDD And thank you all for the wonderful reviews!
After a long day of doing the shopping, Temari came home to find no welcome wagon. As usual, she thought. She remembered how she got stuck doing the shopping yet again.
-flashback-
“Kankuro,” Temari said, “ We’re running low on groceries again, and I know father is too ‘busy’ to do anything about it.”
“Have mom do it,” Kankuro replied.
Temari glared at her brother then sighed, “Mom’s dead, remember!”
“Oh yeah, I forgot. Then you should do it since you’re the girl, and you know Gaara’s not gonna do it either. And I’m not about to leave while my favorite program’s on.”
Temari looked at the TV screen. She growled.
“You’re watching static.”
“…So?”
Temari sighed. She knew her brother wouldn’t get his lazy butt off the couch. Lately he’s been doing a real good job of being a couch potato. He’s starting to form a pot belly too, Temari thought. She wondered if there was some kind of reward for it. THE BIGGEST POT-BELLY EVER! AWARDED TO THE LAZY GOOD-FOR-NOTHING KANKURO! Actually, my grandpa would win that plaque. XDD I’m serious.
“Fine, I’ll go shopping. Again.” Temari said and stomped out the door.
-end of flashback-
Temari shoved the Mountain Dew, milk, eggs, Red Bull, and the butter in the fridge. She looked at the Mountain Dew then at the Red Bull. Hmmm, Dad wanted the two most caffeine-containing drinks in the world yet again. I wonder why he wants to be awake so long? A shiver ran down Temari’s spine. He might think that Gaara’ll kill him at any moment.
She shut the fridge door and finished putting all the other things away. Like salt, pepper, beans, rice, and all that stuff. Temari went into the living room to see Kankuro watching static again.
“Kankuro…”
“Shhh! Be quiet! You’re gonna make me miss the best part!”
Silence while Kankuro watched the static. Then it made a beeping sound.
Kankuro laughed until he cried.
“Ok…umm, well I’m gonna go take a nap. Don’t mess up the house like you did last time.”
Gaara walked in, “Did you go shopping yet?”
“Y-yes Gaara! And…I already put everything away. Well I’m gonna-”
“I don’t care what you’re going to do. Just leave already.”
“Right away your majesty,” Temari mumbled under her breath.
Temari walked up the stairs and lied on her bed. I really hope I won’t have to clean up after them again…
Gaara walked to the stairs and looked up.
“Is she gone?” Kankuro asked.
“Yeah.” Gaara replied.
Gaara went to the fridge and opened it. He saw Mountain Dew and Red Bull. He squinted at the names.
“Mountain… dew? What’s that supposed to be? Dew from a mountain?”
Then Gaara looked at the Red Bull cans.
“Red… bull? Did they smash up a bull that was red or something?”
Kankuro just slapped himself.
“No Gaara, those are things you can drink. D. R. I. N. K.”
“And what does that stand for?”
Kankuro started singing (the tune is like that song from spongebob: f is for friends..) , “Well D is for drunk who’re people who drink too much, R is for retards, like you. I is for Inytime anywhere at all! N is for… uhh nosebleeds? K is for-
“Kill all living things..” Gaara finished for him, “and what did r stand for!”
“Umm…let’s forget about that. Ok?” Kankuro replied.
“Hmmm… I’ll try these two drinks…”
“Gaara, I wouldn’t if I were you.”
“Well you’re not me, now are you?”
Gaara took the Mountain Dew bottle out and a can of Red Bull. He grabbed a cup from the cupboard and set it on the counter. He opened both the drinks and poured an even amount of both of them into the cup. He held the cup in his hand and shook it up a little. He drank some of it. Then he started to chug it.
“MORE!” Gaara screeched.
He did the same thing and chugged some more down. He did this until the whole Mountain Dew thing and all the Red Bull was gone. Gaara threw the glass cup against the wall and it smashed to pieces.
“HAVE…TO..HAVE..MORE…SODA!” Gaara yelled.
“Oh no. He’s got a sugar rush!” Kankuro stated, “He can’t wake Temari from her nap! It’s her beauty rest! And she really needs it!”
Kankuro ran into the kitchen.
“GAARA DON’T DRINK TOO MUCH-”
Gaara looked at his brother and smiled real big. Whoa.
“-soda…”
“OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!” Gaara started to jump up and down very fast.
“MORE SUGAR! MORE! MORE!” Gaara shouted.
“Oh, God,” Kankuro said and watched his little brother.
Gaara started to run very fast. He ran into the wall and recoiled three feet back.
“AHAHA!” Gaara laughed, “AGAIN! AGAIN!”
Gaara ran into the wall and recoiled again.
Kankuro ran over to his brother and pinned him down.
“Get of me!” Gaara shouted.
“Dude, you need to settle down. Breath in. Breath out. Breath in. Breath out.”
“NONONO!” Gaara shouted.
“SHHHH! Temari needs her beauty sleep! Really bad! You know what she looks like without it!” Kankuro yelled at his more psycho than ever little brother.
Suddenly you could hear a THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! from someone angrily stomping down the stairs. Oh no! Kankuro thought, I‘m dead!
“Listen Gaara,” Kankuro whispered, “on my cue we run, ok?”
Gaara nodded very fast and pushed his big brother off of him.
“WHAT THE HECKS GOING ON HERE!” Temari shouted.
Kankuro screamed like a little girl as he saw his sister come down from the stairs. Her face was too ugly to describe. Gaara just ran into the wall and recoiled. Again. Kankuro flinched. Then Gaara stopped, and started to do something else stupid.
Temari looked over at Gaara.
“What’s wrong with Gaara! Why’s he sucking his thumb and rolling back and forth!” Temari asked.
( This next part I stole from my friend… Kankuro… XD )
“Umm… I can explain,” Kankuro said.
“What possible reason could you have for this?”
“Well you see…” Kankuro started to say.
Then Kankuro grabbed Gaara by his shirt and ran very far away…
Kankuro stopped running and set Gaara by his side. He wiped his head with the back of his hand.
“Well, Gaara,” Kankuro said, “What to do now?”
Gaara just sat there. Then an idea struck him.
“I know!” Gaara said.
“What?”
Gaara took the gourd off his back and set it in front of him. He took the cap out and tried to pick the gourd up to pour the sand out. It was too heavy.
“Grrr…” Gaara growled, “COME OUT YOU DANG SAND!”
Then Gaara smashed his fists against the gourd. Then it broke.
“WHOO!” Gaara shouted, “LETS MAKE A SAND CASTLE BIG BROTHER!”
“Umm… no thanks, Gaara. I have to think of a way to get us out of this-”
“WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!” Gaara wailed, “PLAY WITH ME! NOW!”
“GAARA I DON’T NEED THIS RIGHT NOW!” Kankuro angrily shouted.
“WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!” Gaara wailed again.
Then Kankuro had a brilliant idea for the first time in his life. Ever. Kankuro took those cloth things that hang off Gaara’s clothes and tied them around Gaara.
“Now that should keep you quiet!” Kankuro stated then hauled Gaara on his shoulders. He walked off to somewhere.
After awhile Gaara somehow managed to get the thing off this mouth and squirmed off Kankuro’s shoulders. Kankuro chased Gaara and cornered him.
Gaara gasped for air then shouted:
“ I‘M BEING HELD AGAINST MY WILLLLLLLLLLL!”
The people that were walking by looked strangely at the two brothers.
“Gaara shut up! You‘re getting to be too much! I like it better when you‘d rather kill me!”
Gaara stayed quiet.
“Are you gonna tie me up again?”
“Yes. For my sake.”
So Kankuro tied poor Gaara up again and hauled him on his shoulders.
-Back at Gaara’s House-
Hmmm, Temari thought, Gaara’s sugar rush should be wearing off pretty quick.
-Wherever Kankuro is-
Gaara started squirming again.
“DANGIT GAARA! WILL YOU STOP IT!”
Gaara still squirmed.
“IF YOU DON’T STOP I’M GONNA-”
Gaara kept on squirming.
“THAT’S IT!”
Kankuro hauled Gaara off his shoulders and threw him up against the wall.
Gaara landed on the floor then glared at his brother, like he was gonna kill him.
“Oh no…oh no no no no NOOOOOOO!” Kankuro shouted and started to run.
Gaara’s sand untied him. Ok I know that’s lame but who cares. Then Gaara slowly started walking home.
Kankuro ran into his bedroom and locked the door. He gasped for air. Then he double-checked his lock and turned around to find Gaara right there. Kankuro screamed.
“Ummm… hello G-Gaara…” Kankuro said.
“Hello…” Gaara growled, “brother…”
Gaara stepped closer to Kankuro.
“G-Gaara?”
He stepped closer again.
“G-G-Gaara!”
Again.
“GAARA!”
Gaara attacked with his sand.
“AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” Kankuro screamed.
-A little later-
Temari burst into the room.
“I HEARD SOMEONE SCREAM! WHAT HAPPENED!”
“Owwww…” Kankuro moaned.
“ What happened?” Temari asked. Then she looked around the room and saw Gaara asleep on Kankuro’s bed.
Finally, Temari thought, Gaara’s sugar rush is over. But he’s asleep? I better wake him up or he’ll be angry.
Temari walked over to Kankuro’s bed and reached out to shake Gaara awake. Gaara shot out his hand and grabbed her arm.
“I’m awake…” Gaara replied.
A tingle ran down Temari’s spine. I should’ve known… Temari thought, I wonder what Dad will do about his drinks being gone? I hope he doesn’t freak.
-Later, late at night-
The Kazekage finally came out of his bedroom. He didn’t feel like seeing his kids today. Especially not Gaara.
He opened the fridge to get his caffeine drinks- Mountain Dew and Red Bull- so Gaara wouldn’t suddenly murder him when he’s asleep. He looked in the fridge.
Their…GONE!
The Kazekage fell to his knees and clenched his fists in the air.
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOO! NOOOO! NO! NO!” He shouted at the top of his lungs until he couldn’t breath anymore.
-Early the Next Day-
Temari sleepily walked down the stairs to start making pancakes for her brothers. She stepped over to the fridge but stepped on something.
“Ew, what was that?” Temari asked herself.
She looked down to find her father, dead on the floor.
“Did Gaara…?”
Then she found a note in his hands. She took it and read it. It said:
Curse you, Temari. You didn’t buy my drinks.
- Love Dad
P.S. You didn’t buy beer either.
AN: WHOA! That chapters pretty long! I didn’t think it’d be THAT long! Phew! At least I’m all done! Now… to reread it. And yes… more chappies if people review. Ciao! Actually, I’m gonna write more anyway. It’s fun! And…it’s weird but I’m starting to like Rock Lee. It must be because I bought that shirt! -growls then sighs- oh well.
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