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Chapter Eleven

1AN: I’m so sorry!!!!!! I really am! I just haven’t had time..ok I did..but..I am bored right now and I hope this chapter is still funny. It’s been much too long I’m afraid! Ah well., this will be a good one I’m sure. Please enjoy this chapter (hopefully not the last one) it won’t be the last one. Ignore that thingie in parenthesis.. ENJOY X3

-After hours of deep conversation for impressing Gaarina-

“Kankuro..you sure this’ll work?” Gaara asked.

“Yeah man, now talk like a gangsta like you were earlier. It’ll add effect to the whole thing, I promise!” Kankuro patted Gaara on the back and smiled evilly, This plan will be the most evil I have ever made! I don’t care if this is Gaara’s first love! I’ll do anything to screw it up! ANYTHING!

“All right Gaara. Remember- you walk out of the darkness and say your lines,” Kankuro repeated.

“’Aight bro. Where’s my cell phone dawg? Ya know for that one part…and we’re the chicks man? I need them for this ‘member man?!” Gaara talked, still not used to the lingo but he’d do anything for Gaarina. Except for getting rid of his stuffed animal collection of his fuzzy cuties brand. He just loved how the people made the kitty’s eyes so big!

I’d do anything for Gaarina, Gaara thought, Except for get rid of those fuzzy cuties stuffed animals! They’re so cut how the eyes are all round and huge and…”

“Gaara! Snap out of it man! Get ready, Gaarina’s coming!” Kankuro shouted and pushed Gaara behind a purple curtain and turned off all the lights.

Gaara gulped as he reread his lines, I don’t think this is the right way to go but Kankuro should have more experience than me…

“Oh GAARA! Where are you?” Gaarina shouted.

A spotlight came on and Gaara pushed his way out of the purple curtain.

Oh crap! I forgot the girls! Kankuro thought. Quickly he made doppelgangers of himself and did the sexy jutsu. I knew that’d come in handy, Kankuro thought, better have clothes on though…that’d be sick.

The girls Kankuro summoned up were giggling and walked around Gaara as he walked out and said in a deep voice, “Hey there baby. Got some nice booty there.”

Gaarina jut stared out at Gaara and looked at all the girls, “WHAT THE?!”

She studied Gaara’s purple pimpin’ outfit mouth agape.

He had the cane, purple feather hat, and especially that pimpin’ purple cape. He even had the babes.

Gaara’s cellphone rang.

“Sup?” Gaara answered the phone, “Yeah. Another one. Gooood.”

Gaarina slapped the cellphone out of Gaara’s hand and shouted, “WHAT THE HECK DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING?! YOU AREN’T A PIMP! DID KANKURO DO THIS?”

Gaara just looked at Gaarina, uncertainty in his eyes. He was troubled, “What’d I do?”

“WILL YOU JUST ANSWER ME?!” Gaarina shouted.

“Well Kankuro said girls liked stuff like this…so I believed him..” Gaara broke down sobbing.

Gaarina looked down at Gaara, “Poor Gaara…but you should know your brother has no experience with girls whatsoever!”

Kankuro, listening in the conversation this whole time, shouted with rage, “WHAT’D YOU SAY?!”

“Come out you big FAT chicken!” Gaarina shouted, “I’LL SLICE YOU UP!”

Kankuro jumped down and landed. As he landed a big BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM sounded off and the whole building started to shake.

“EARTHQUAKE!” Gaarina shouted and pushed Gaara out the stadium. Kankuro got out just in time as the building collapsed, but Gaarina was still in the building.

“NOOO!” Gaara shouted running back towards the building, but got held back by his brother, “WHAT’RE YOU DOING?! I HAVE TO SAVE HER!!!”

Gaara watched in horror as the building collapsed. He waited for the screams of pain to shout from Gaarina’s mouth. But he heard nothing except for a giggle.

Gaara turned around, his eyes delighted to see Gaarina was alive but he gasped as he saw how-or who- helped her escape in time.

“Sorry, I must of picked you up a little roughly there, milady,” a familiar voice rang out.

“Oh not at all,” Gaarina stated, blushing.

Gaara -still in his pimp suit- walked up to the man and rasped, “YOU…”

“Oh hello there, still no luck in eyeliner I see?”

Kankuro walked up to the man, defending his brother, and said, “Have you bought your eyelash curlers yet…….ITACHI!!!!”

AN: HA! A cliffhanger!!! MUHAHAAA! -gets slapped by Asti- I’ll update faster this time though…I’m running out of internet time. XD Stay tuned for mooore!!

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Chapter Ten

 

-1AN: As I’m assuming you can read, I see you see that I see I’ve updated faster upon Asti’s demand…XD. Anyway, just cause I updated faster doesn’t mean it’s any good…Keep that in mind…I’ll do my best though -grins- muhaha. Ha. People will hate me for this…Gaara fans anyway. -Runs-

Gaara looked up at Ms. Giggles.

“What fool? Ya’ll want something’? Spit it out, son,” Gaara stated.

Ms. Giggles and the other fan girls surrounded Gaara, “You’ll die for this…”

“Nah,” Gaara said, “If anyone’s gonna die here… it’s you…”

Ms. Giggles looked at Gaara with despair in her eyes, “You wouldn’t kill us…would you?!”

“Course I would…, “Gaara started to laugh insanely.

The girls got creeped out and started to run.

“Wait girls! Remember what he did to Kanky-poo?!” Ms. Giggles shouted, “He needs to pay…”

Some girls hesitated in going back but some came back right away.

“Hold it!” said a dark voice, “You’re not going to hurt our Gaara-sama…”

Ms. Giggles looked at the girl that was standing behind Gaara and glared, ”You…”

“That’s right, it’s me!” The girl stepped out of the shadows.

Gaara looked up at her and dramatic heavenly music started playing…

Gaara looked at her and swayed…

“Heehee…” Gaara giggled then stopped himself, What the heck is going on?!

The girl looked at him and winked, “Hi my name’s Gaarina!”

What the?! Gaara thought.

“Uh…That’s really your name?” Gaara asked.

“You got it,” Gaarina said and winked again, “I’m the head of the official Gaara fan club. But my club isn’t all psycho likethat sheman’s…”

Gaara felt love pouring down through his soul. He loved someone other than himself for once…

“What’d you say woman?!” Ms. Giggles shouted, “You…wanna…say that to my FACE?!”

“Sure,” Gaarina said, “But if you dare touch Gaara…it’s war.”

“She did touch me…”Gaara stated.

“Aw poor Gaara!” Gaarina patted his head and hugged him, “Drink this…and watch.” Gaarina smiled.

Gaara looked at the water bottle, “Hey! I’m a man now. I want some beer…”

Gaara walked off to find one of those vending machines to see if there was some beer but was stopped by one of Gaarina’s club members, “You want some beer?” She asked giggling, “I’ve got tons of it.” Gaara gullibly followed the club member.

Ha, The girl thought, I’ll get him drunk and see what happens…

Gaarina took out a giant guillotine sword…

Ms Giggles looked shocked, “But that’s…”

“Zabuza’s, I know…I took it from his grave site I found….” Gaarina grinned evilly, “Time to get…cut up.”

Gaarina swung the sword forward pointing at the unofficial Gaara fan club- oh sorry- Kankuro fan club.

If you’re all wondering what happened to Kankuro, he’s…knocked out from the burn. But just for some vivid imagination…the burn marker made a hole in his jumpsuit so you could see his butt. You’re welcome.

“GO OFFICIAL GAARA FAN CLUB! LET OUR NAME BE HEARD!!!” Gaarina shouted.

The members of the official fan club lunged out to attack the unofficial fan club.

Ms Giggles screamed and shouted ,”RETREAT!!! THE OFFICIAL GAARA FAN CLUB IS ATTACKING!!”

The unofficial fan club ran as fast as the spineless legs (what the) could carry them.

As soon as Gaarina was sure that every unofficial fan club member was gone, she told her troops to stand by.

Gaarina looked around and shouted, “Gaara where’d you go?!”

A fan club member said, “You know that one new girl that came from the unofficial fan club who begged for forgiveness?”

“…Yeah. What’s she up to?”

“We saw her take Gaara to her beer stash.”

“And you didn’t tell me… BECAUSE?!”

“Uhh…”

“Gah, you fool!” Gaarina shouted then sighed, “I guess it can’t be helped…but you need to tell me these things!!!”

“Ok…I will, please don’t get angry!!! We don’t like it when you’re angry!” The member shouted and ran.

Gaarina slapped herself, “Idiots.”

She started walking to the “secret” stash. She walked by Kankuro and kicked him.

“UP FAT BOY!! THAT FLAB’S PERMANENT TOO BY THE WAY SINCE YOU HAD TO START THIS WAR!”

Kankuro groaned then looked at the girl,”…Gaara?!”

Kankuro looked closer, “WHAT THE?! WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?!”

“I’m Gaarina.”

“…right.”

Gaarina ignored him and started walking to the “secret” stash again.

Gaara appeared behind Kankuro with a beer in his hand, “Want some? It’s super icy man….”

He held out the beer.

“Thanks Gaara,” Kankuro said and chugged it down

Gaara watched horrified as his brother’s fat all come back but ten times worse.

“WHOA!!!” Gaara shouted, “Dude that operation did you no good.”

“Hey Kankuro…you know that one girl that kicked you awake…she’s hot ya know…” Gaara giggled and blushed.

Kankuro looked at Gaara, “Of course you think she’s hot! She practically looks like you! She has the same freaking haircut and the same color hair AND she has a tattoo on her head but it says ’I LOVE GAARA’ instead!!!”

Gaara blushed, “I need your help…impressing her.”

“Dear Lord…”Kankuro mumbled.

AN: Woohoo! That chapter rocks cause now I have more ideas! Yay me! XD

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Chapter Nine

 

AN: Sorry I haven’t written to this in so long! My goodness. I need to slap myself. Of course you guys could slap me too if you wish. I’ve been so busy….playing Naruto video games. Rawr. I’ve also no clue what the flow of the chapter’s gonna be so enjoy my insane ness. Yeah… I spelled that wrong if it’s a word. Bear with me.

Gaara looked at her, disgusted in every way you could think of. “First you dress up as a man and now you’re a woman. It’s confusing. You’re….bisexual or something. Like Naruto and his sexy jutsu.” (I’m not against bisexual people mind you)

Ms Giggles looked at him, horrified, “But Gaara… I thought…we had something special!” Ms. Giggles sobbed and fell to the floor.

Gaara looked at the heap of junk (to him anyway) and said, “Crying doesn’t work on me, hun.” Then he did that snap thing with his fingers.

Ms. Giggles looked up at him, “Fine. We’ll just have to go to phase two.”

Gaara sighed. He groaned. “Well hurry it up then.” His eyes got wide ,” I haven’t smelled blood in ages.”

Kankuro retorted, “Gaara you killed some dude yesterday.”

“…”

“Ooh what now punk! You got nothing! Oohhhhhhh!”

All the girls joined Kankuro in that annoying “OOoh” thing people do when someone gets dissed.

“Shutup…I have no hesitation in killing you…”Gaara replied.

“HA!” Kankruo fired another comment, “That’s all you say whenever I speak to you! Come up with some new material, babe!”

“You wanna start something, punk?!” Gaara shouted.

“Yeah! I’ll start something!” Kankuro shouted back.

Gaara walked up to Kankuro and pushed him. Kankuro pushed Gaara back.

All the girls where yelling “FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!”

Ms Giggles said something so unbelievable…it changed the whole way the Gaara fan club thought, “You know what…Kankuro is way cooler.”

“Yeah!!” shouted the fan club. Now it’s a Kankuro fan club peoples.

Then something unspeakably horrible happened- Kankuro threw a punch at Gaara’s face..

“Ooh!! Get him Kankuro baby!”

“I will ladies…” Kankuro winked and had a shiny sparkle in his teeth.

Kankuro’s winky-bink caught him off guard in time for Gaara to grab his brother’s hand with his sand and twisted it. You could hear a loud cracking sound and a scream from Kankuro.

“SONOFA-“ Kankuro started.

“Quiet man!” Gaara shouted, “There’s kids reading this crap.”

“Fo shizzle?” Kankuro questioned.

“Yeah dawg.” Gaara stated then slapped himself, “Ya’ll got me talking all funny, yo.”

Gaara looked up at the sky and flipped the author off, “I’ll kill ya’ll for this son! Ya heard!?”

“Word,” Kankuro stated,”GAAAH! It’s happen’ ta me to fool!! Curse you!!!” Kankuro joined Gaara in flipping me off- I mean the author- and totally forget that people were actually reading this.

Gaara pushed Kankuro, ”Yo, ya’ll forget that we was startin’ a fight?”

“’Aight,” Kankuro said, “Let’s start this you son of a bi-“

Gaara punched him, “Yo man stop it! I tolds ya before son, people are reading this shizzle.”

“Bizzle?” Kankuro asked.”

“Fizzle.” Gaara answered.

“Mizzle.”

Tizzle.”

Kizzle.”

“Skittles.”

“Of course ya’ll say that fat fool!” Gaara shouted, “All ya’ll think about is food!”

“Quiet fool! I got surgery ‘member man?!”

“ ’Aight.” Gaara said, “But ya’ll still look fat.”

“SAY WHAT?!” Kankuro shouted, “Ya’ll better take that back now, fo shizzle.”

“Ya heard me fool!!!” Gaara shouted, “Curse this dialect, ya heard?!”

“Daaaaang,” Kankuro said, “I kinda like it man.”

“Ya’ll a freak show ‘aight?!”

No, tis not ‘aight man!! Ya’ll need to be owned.”

“I’ll own yo butt fool,” Gaara said.

“That sounds lame man, without the cussing ya know.”

“So.”

“I’ll show you some justu fool!” Gaara shouted. Suddenly he got a load of bling-bling ya’ll, all shiny and stuff, ya heard?

“Bling-bling no justu!” Gaara shouted and shined the bling into Kankuro’s eyes.

“Ah man that hurts son!!” Kankuro shouted and fell back.

Gaara laughed manically, “Ha son! You got owned!”

Gaara poofed up a giant brand marker that said ‘Property of Gaara fools’ and got it red hot from some random fire he started with his bling’s brightness and jabbed it onto Kankuro’s butt.

“I owned ya butt fool!” Gaara shouted.

“AGHHHH!” Kankuro screamed, “I didn’t know ya meant literally fool!”

“Well I did son. I’m outta here.” Gaara started running away but was stopped by Ms. Giggles.

“You’ll pay for what you did to Kanky-poo…”

AN: Well that’s it! Haha… I didn’t write much again…scratches had I guess I need some fresh ideas. sigh Maybe I’ll think it over…Maybe not. Don’t hurt me please…What’ll happen next?! No one knows!!!

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Chapter Eight

 

AN: XD sorry to disgust you all in the last chappie just…got bored with myself, yes? XD Anyway…I shall continue to write! Hmm I just watched ‘Click’ so…XD

The girls took Kankuro into a room

Suddenly the girls where dressed in operation suits and they tied Kankuro to a table. They turned an overhead lamp on. One had a couple of operating tools.

“Hello Kankuro, I’m Ms. Giggles,” Ms. Giggles said, “We know you’re Gaara’s brother, so we want to interrogate you.”

All the maniacal fan girls laughed. Ms. Giggles pulled the mask over her mouth.

“If you don’t answer to us…then we’ll have to get down to some serious business.” The knife glinted in the dim lamp light.

“Now…TALK!”

“Umm…” Kankuro really didn’t want to give any info about Gaara because he knew Gaara would kill him. He decided to ask them something, “All right I’ll talk. But you’ll have to do something for me.”

“Like what?”

“You’ll have to give me plastic surgery. Remove all this fat, clip my thick yellow unclean toenails, and shave my pits.”

The fan girls looked disgusted. They got into a group to discuss matters.

“Fine,” Ms. Giggles replied.

“All right, what do you want to learn?”

“Hmm. Has Gaara ever gotten hyper before?”

“Yes. He drank mountain Dew, Red Bull and got a sugar rush. Very annoying actually…”

The girls continued to ask Kankuro questions…

Back Outside

Gaara turned around. He was face to face with a guy ninja from the leaf village. He had a weird sense of style with that belt buckle hanging down from his head. Also his hair was quiet long, at the end it was held with a band. Gaara glared through his pupiless eyes, “What do you want?”

He stuck out a hand, “Hello Gaara, I’m Neji Hyuga. I’ve traveled from the leaf village to meet you here.”

Gaara refused the handshake, “What do you want?”

“I’m the head of the Gaara Fan Club. The girls just elected me last week.”

A bit of drool hung out from Neji’s mouth. He wiped it away and shook his head.

Gaara looked at Neji, “You gay? Because if you are I’m sorry, I’m not your man.”

Gaara started to walk away but was halted by Temari, “Hold it Gaara.”

“Now what?”

Temari drooled a bit, also shook her head. “You will become one of us.”

Gaara looked around frantically.

Sasuke, Naruto, Sakura, Shino, Kiba, Ino, Hinata, Shikamaru, and a bunch of other people came out from the bushes. The walked like zombies declaring, “You will become one of us…”

Gaara ran. Really fast. He ran into the operation room where Kankuro was taken earlier. He heard voices. He snuck a bit closer, hiding in a plant pot.

“Yeah, Gaara wore a diaper until he was like…10 years old. I’m not sure how he potty-trained himself and frankly I don’t care.”

“That’s enough,” Ms. Giggles said, “Now for your operation.

The operation took and hour or two to complete. Gaara watched wearily as they cut off slabs of fat from Kankuro’s belly, shaved his unbelievably hairy armpits, and clipped his thick toenails. They were on Kankuro’s last nail, which seemed not to be coming off.

“Darn toenail!” Ms. Giggles shouted.

They pushed a bit harder on the toenail clippers and finally it came off. The toenail went flying as Gaara watched, mouth agape. The toenail flew straight into his mouth. He gagged, attracting the attention of the Fan Girl Club.

“What was that?” Ms. Giggles wondered aloud, “I’ll see to it after we see how our brand new Kankuro looks!”

They held a mirror up to him. He studied himself, “Wow, I look totally sexy!”

He looked over himself again, “What the heck is this?!”

He looked at his belly and found a flab of fat. He took it and started shaking it up and down. “It’s like a giant tongue!” He flabbed it up and down and all round.

The girls watched, disgusted, “Yeah, we still need to remove that part. For now, you can keep it though.”

Ms. Giggles inspected the flower pot. “Gaara!” She shrieked with excitement, “I knew you couldn’t resist me!”

AN: Dun dun dun….what’ll happen next? XD Hmm short chapter again but not as gross. XDDD. Asti was disappointed weren’t you? In chapter 7…

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Meeps! Chapter Six

 

AN: Thanks everyone for the reviews! I didn’t know my story would get so popular! Don’t worry, I haven’t forgotten about Bob the cat… there’ll be a rematch... soon… DUN DUN DUUNNN! This one’s kinda nasty, just letting ya know. XD

Temari took her dad’s dead body and threw it carelessly into the trash. He was never a good father anyway, Temari thought. She wiped her hands and thought; hmmm maybe we could go to Disneyland or something? We haven’t really been doing anything lately, so we could ride the bus there and everything! It’ll be great! Temari smiled wide at her brilliant idea.

“Oh, boys!” Temari shouted as she come home, “Guess what? We’re going to Disney Land!”

Kankuro screamed like an enthusiastic little girl.

“OH. MY. GOSH! WHEN DO WE LEAVE!” Kankuro demanded.

“As soon as possible! We just need to get Gaara and we’ll head right out the door!”

Kankuro squealed with glee, ran upstairs, grabbed Gaara, and ran into the city bus.

Kankuro slammed 3 dimes into the cash thingie, shoved Gaara into the nearest seat, and sat his big butt down on the small bus seat.

Helllpp mee! Heeellp mee! A little voice squealed.

Ignoring the pleading voice, Kankuro tried to comfy himself in the chair. He spied Gaara squirming.

“Whats wrong, Gaara?”

“…I had to use the bathroom and you never gave me a chance.”

Gaara’s face turned red.

Temari looked at her little brother with a quizzical look.

“I… can’t… hold it much longer!” Gaara mumbled.

When no one noticed, a tiny fluffy cat that looked like someone did a crappy job of stitching its body parts together, came on the bus. It hid underneath Temari’s seat. Bob has returned. He was gonna wait for the right moment, when Gaara’s vulnerable spot was on

target, in sight. How sweet his revenge was gonna be. Oh yes… sweet revenge. He purred at the idea.

“Gaara, just drop your drawers and go.”

Gaara glared at his brother. What kind of ridiculous idea was that!

Girls gathered around Gaara, giggling. One girl pushed past the others to get in the very front. , , not like it was me or anything –coughs- -.- I had to cough, ok? Sheesh.

Gaara looked uneasily at all the girls.

Kankuro looked at them. Dang! Their hot! Why does he get all the girls.

The girl in front started a chant…strip, strip, strip! The rest of the girls joined in.

Gaara looked at them wide-eyed. That’s just wrong. But I can’t hold it in!

Gaara drew a sharp breath, unzipped his pants, and started to pee while the girls screamed wildly. He was actually having fun, watching the yellow stream go on Temari’s head.

Temari got pee all over her, disgusted with her younger brother.

Gaara started to write his name. “G…A….A…” Then he did it freehandedly.

“LOOK NO HANDS!” He shouted in delight.

And indeed, he was using no hands.

All the girls screamed wildly. “WOW NO HANDS!”

“Wow Gaara, that’s a pretty long stream.” Kankuro remarked.

“Don’t make me pee on you,” Gaara retorted.

Kankuro grunted.

That’s when Bob attacked and when Gaara lost control.

Bob screeched and attacked, claws extended.

Then, Gaara peed right into the cats eyes and it meowed really loud and it died… his pee was acid. O.O oh wait. Never mind.

Bob was blinded for a couple seconds by the surprise attack and flew out the window onto the street and got ran over. That’s the end of Bob the cat.

Gaara was losing control and peed into the bus driver’s eyes, causing him to spin out of control and crash into Mickey Mouse, who finally died.

Gaara got up and zipped his pants up. He brushed himself off. He looked at Kankuro and Temari, the only survivors of the crash.

“You know what, big brother?”

“What?”

“ I really gotta go number two.”

Kankuro just stared blankly at his brother.

“TMI!” Kankuro squealed.

“What’s that mean?”

“It means too much information, FYI!”

“What’s that mean?”

“It means for your information! LOL!”

“What’s that mean?”

“It means laugh out loud you piece of white-“

Temari rushed over to Kankuro.

“YOU IDIOT! YOU’RE WHITE TOO! DO YOU WANT TO HAVE AN EARLY FUNERAL!”

“No…” Kankuro said.

Gaara just walked over to the bushes and pulled down his pants. He was about to take a dump when a paparazzi (sp?) came by!

FLASH! FLASH! FLASHFLASH!

Gaara was getting blinded by the lights, and tried to run but tripped over his pants and fell on his back. Paparazzi took pictures of him with his pants down.

Gaara hurriedly pulled his pants up and started to run into Disney land with out paying. The cops started to chase him.

“MY LIFE SUCKS!” Gaara shouted.

-They stayed at a hotel there and the next day…-

“Gaara look at this,” Temari said handing Gaara the daily magazine.

Gaara picked it up and stared in disbelief.

“They…put me on here…”

He looked at big red letters and it said “I HATE MY LIFE!”A quote by Gaara.

Gaara looked blankly at the magazine.

“…”

He threw it into the trash and went to find and kill the publishers.

AN: I hope you enjoyed. I’m very sorry I haven’t written in a while. Keep up the reviews ;P.

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Chapter Seven

 

AN: Thank you all once again for all the wonderful reviews. looks at tori007otaku o.o; Are you ok..? XD. All right! I’ll try to make this one funny. I think I’m running out of ideas. covers mouth You didn’t hear anything.

After Gaara found all those publishers for printing his nudity on the magazine, he decided to have a little conference…it went something like this:

Conference Flash Back

Gaara stepped into the room, with a fierce glare on his face. He was in no mood for ANYTHING to happen. Not even if a fly landed on his shoulder. You don’t wanna know WHAT would happen. Never.

The head publisher whose name was…Billy Billy Bo Billy Banana Fanna Fo Filly looked at Gaara. He was scared.

“Hello, Gaara. How may I help you?” Billy Billy Bo Billy Banana Fanna Fo Filly tried to keep his cool. He was doing that too well though. It got on Gaara’s nerves.

Gaara slammed a hand on the table, “I want to let you know…that what you did was NOT what made my day.” He sat, “I’d like to have a conference. Suddenly Gaara was dressed in a business suit.

Billy Billy Bo Billy Banana Fanna Fo Filly still kept his cool, “Ok. What matter wuld you like to discuss?”

“First of all,” Gaara stated, “Why’d you put ME on the cover when you’re a guy? Are you gay or something?”

Billy Billy Bo Billy Banana Fanna Fo Filly just chuckled, “Of course not…babe.”

Gaara jerked back. Thus guy is scaring me. A fly landed on Gaara’s shoulder. Gaara screamed and ate the fly.

Billy Billy Bo Billy Banana Fanna Fo Filly looked strangely at Gaara. He giggled.

“You know Gaara…I’m relieved to see you in more than one way…” Giggles. Again. Ok. Billy Billy Bo Billy Banana Fanna Fo Filly’s new name is Mr. Giggles.

Gaara didn’t quite catch the joke, “Eh?”

Mr. Giggles giggled, “Let’s just say you should be glad I put my diaper on today.”

Gaara gagged, “You’re making me feel uncomfortable.”

“Hee….”

Mr. Giggles had one two many beers…or did she? I mean he.

Mr. Giggles said, “Wanna see something sexy?”

Gaara replied, “No. Not really.”

Mr. Giggles giggled, “Too bad for you then, huh?”

Mr. Giggles disappeared into a puff of smoke. The smoke moved away revealing… a GIRL?!

Gaara screamed, “WHAT THE?!”

Ms. Giggles blew a kiss to Gaara. Gaara ran away from the kiss, did that matrix, and avoided it. Gaara screamed, “A NIGHTMARE AGHHH!!!”

Gaara ran verrry far away. He heard Ms. Giggles shout, “YOU CAN’T GET AWAY FROM US GAARA! WE’RE EVERYWHERE!”

End of Flash Back

Gaara ran into the Disney hotel, “HELP ME!!” He screamed. He ran and shoved himself under Kankuro’s bed. Gaara smelled something funny. “Ugh! What’s that smell?” Gaara grabbed hold of something then came out from under the bed, into the light.

“GAH!” Gaara screamed, “KANKURO’S DIRTY BOXERS!” He tried to throw them but they where sticky. Ew….

It stuck onto Gaara’s face. He ran around screaming and bumped into Temari. He fell back. Temari looked at Gaara and screamed.

“TAKE THEM OFF ME! TAKE THEM OFF! THEY MIGHT BE CONTAMINATED WITH SOME UNWANTED STICKY SUBSTANCE! AND I DON’T WANNA KNOW WHAT IT IS!”

Temari grabbed the boxers off Gaara’s head. She looked at the boxers and screamed. She threw them to the ground in disgust. “Look…at the boxers!!”

Gaara looked. He screamed when he saw that Kankuro’s boxers had PICTURES OF TEMARI ON THEM!

“THAT’S SO WRONG!” Temari screeched. She threw them into the fire. She gasped for breath. “I have n idea…let’s go swimming.”

“Ok.” Gaara replied. He got his swim shorts on.

Temari and Gaara walked to the pool. Gaara screamed whejn he saw Kankuro wading in the water.

Kankuro looked up, “What?” He got out of the pool. “Like my new outfit? It should attract some chicks.”

Temari and Gaara both screamed as they saw Kankuro wearing a speedo. Gaara covered Temari’s eyes. “YOU’LL KILL US ALL, KANKURO!”

The thing was, even though a speedo is bad, that wasn’t the worse of it. Since Kankuro was wearing a speedo, his fat hung out and it seemed to touch the ground. His pits needed some MAJOR shaving and…well…it just looked really unsanitary.

A girl came up to them, “Hey, are you Gaara?” The girl pointed at Kankuro.

Gaara tripped. “NO! I’m Gaara. Gaara is a red head and is in shape, thank you very much!”

The girl squealed, “Excellent! Can I-“

Temari tackled the girl into the pool. She drowned her.

“What was that for?”

“She was going to ask something very wrong. I know it.”

Suddenly a large cloud of dust started heading toward the siblings.

“GAARA!” They shouted, “WE LOVE YOU!” They came to a halt. They look at Gaara then to Kankuro. They stepped towards Kankuro. They started to caress him, “You’re so much hotter than Gaara. With your phat and unshaved pits.”

They took him into a room.

Gaara just stared, mouth-agape. “That was strange…”

“Indeed,” said an unknown voice.

AN: Who’s this unknown voice? Will you never know? Probably not! Haha. OUCH! OK, ok I was joking sheesh

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Chapter Five

 

-1AN: Yet another chappie! I wrote this after I was eating heavily sugared regular crispy rice, not the store one, the off-brand non-sugared one. Yes all that sugar was put on by accident -snicker- And I realized I spelled psycho wrong in the title XDD And thank you all for the wonderful reviews!

After a long day of doing the shopping, Temari came home to find no welcome wagon. As usual, she thought. She remembered how she got stuck doing the shopping yet again.

-flashback-

“Kankuro,” Temari said, “ We’re running low on groceries again, and I know father is too ‘busy’ to do anything about it.”

“Have mom do it,” Kankuro replied.

Temari glared at her brother then sighed, “Mom’s dead, remember!”

“Oh yeah, I forgot. Then you should do it since you’re the girl, and you know Gaara’s not gonna do it either. And I’m not about to leave while my favorite program’s on.”

Temari looked at the TV screen. She growled.

“You’re watching static.”

“…So?”

Temari sighed. She knew her brother wouldn’t get his lazy butt off the couch. Lately he’s been doing a real good job of being a couch potato. He’s starting to form a pot belly too, Temari thought. She wondered if there was some kind of reward for it. THE BIGGEST POT-BELLY EVER! AWARDED TO THE LAZY GOOD-FOR-NOTHING KANKURO! Actually, my grandpa would win that plaque. XDD I’m serious.

“Fine, I’ll go shopping. Again.” Temari said and stomped out the door.

-end of flashback-

Temari shoved the Mountain Dew, milk, eggs, Red Bull, and the butter in the fridge. She looked at the Mountain Dew then at the Red Bull. Hmmm, Dad wanted the two most caffeine-containing drinks in the world yet again. I wonder why he wants to be awake so long? A shiver ran down Temari’s spine. He might think that Gaara’ll kill him at any moment.

She shut the fridge door and finished putting all the other things away. Like salt, pepper, beans, rice, and all that stuff. Temari went into the living room to see Kankuro watching static again.

“Kankuro…”

“Shhh! Be quiet! You’re gonna make me miss the best part!”

Silence while Kankuro watched the static. Then it made a beeping sound.

Kankuro laughed until he cried.

“Ok…umm, well I’m gonna go take a nap. Don’t mess up the house like you did last time.”

Gaara walked in, “Did you go shopping yet?”

“Y-yes Gaara! And…I already put everything away. Well I’m gonna-”

“I don’t care what you’re going to do. Just leave already.”

“Right away your majesty,” Temari mumbled under her breath.

Temari walked up the stairs and lied on her bed. I really hope I won’t have to clean up after them again…

Gaara walked to the stairs and looked up.

“Is she gone?” Kankuro asked.

“Yeah.” Gaara replied.

Gaara went to the fridge and opened it. He saw Mountain Dew and Red Bull. He squinted at the names.

“Mountain… dew? What’s that supposed to be? Dew from a mountain?”

Then Gaara looked at the Red Bull cans.

“Red… bull? Did they smash up a bull that was red or something?”

Kankuro just slapped himself.

“No Gaara, those are things you can drink. D. R. I. N. K.”

“And what does that stand for?”

Kankuro started singing (the tune is like that song from spongebob: f is for friends..) , “Well D is for drunk who’re people who drink too much, R is for retards, like you. I is for Inytime anywhere at all! N is for… uhh nosebleeds? K is for-

“Kill all living things..” Gaara finished for him, “and what did r stand for!”

“Umm…let’s forget about that. Ok?” Kankuro replied.

“Hmmm… I’ll try these two drinks…”

“Gaara, I wouldn’t if I were you.”

“Well you’re not me, now are you?”

Gaara took the Mountain Dew bottle out and a can of Red Bull. He grabbed a cup from the cupboard and set it on the counter. He opened both the drinks and poured an even amount of both of them into the cup. He held the cup in his hand and shook it up a little. He drank some of it. Then he started to chug it.

“MORE!” Gaara screeched.

He did the same thing and chugged some more down. He did this until the whole Mountain Dew thing and all the Red Bull was gone. Gaara threw the glass cup against the wall and it smashed to pieces.

“HAVE…TO..HAVE..MORE…SODA!” Gaara yelled.

“Oh no. He’s got a sugar rush!” Kankuro stated, “He can’t wake Temari from her nap! It’s her beauty rest! And she really needs it!”

Kankuro ran into the kitchen.

“GAARA DON’T DRINK TOO MUCH-”

Gaara looked at his brother and smiled real big. Whoa.

“-soda…”

“OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!” Gaara started to jump up and down very fast.

“MORE SUGAR! MORE! MORE!” Gaara shouted.

“Oh, God,” Kankuro said and watched his little brother.

Gaara started to run very fast. He ran into the wall and recoiled three feet back.

“AHAHA!” Gaara laughed, “AGAIN! AGAIN!”

Gaara ran into the wall and recoiled again.

Kankuro ran over to his brother and pinned him down.

“Get of me!” Gaara shouted.

“Dude, you need to settle down. Breath in. Breath out. Breath in. Breath out.”

“NONONO!” Gaara shouted.

“SHHHH! Temari needs her beauty sleep! Really bad! You know what she looks like without it!” Kankuro yelled at his more psycho than ever little brother.

Suddenly you could hear a THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! from someone angrily stomping down the stairs. Oh no! Kankuro thought, I‘m dead!

“Listen Gaara,” Kankuro whispered, “on my cue we run, ok?”

Gaara nodded very fast and pushed his big brother off of him.

“WHAT THE HECKS GOING ON HERE!” Temari shouted.

Kankuro screamed like a little girl as he saw his sister come down from the stairs. Her face was too ugly to describe. Gaara just ran into the wall and recoiled. Again. Kankuro flinched. Then Gaara stopped, and started to do something else stupid.

Temari looked over at Gaara.

“What’s wrong with Gaara! Why’s he sucking his thumb and rolling back and forth!” Temari asked.

( This next part I stole from my friend… Kankuro… XD )

“Umm… I can explain,” Kankuro said.

“What possible reason could you have for this?”

“Well you see…” Kankuro started to say.

Then Kankuro grabbed Gaara by his shirt and ran very far away…

Kankuro stopped running and set Gaara by his side. He wiped his head with the back of his hand.

“Well, Gaara,” Kankuro said, “What to do now?”

Gaara just sat there. Then an idea struck him.

“I know!” Gaara said.

“What?”

Gaara took the gourd off his back and set it in front of him. He took the cap out and tried to pick the gourd up to pour the sand out. It was too heavy.

“Grrr…” Gaara growled, “COME OUT YOU DANG SAND!”

Then Gaara smashed his fists against the gourd. Then it broke.

“WHOO!” Gaara shouted, “LETS MAKE A SAND CASTLE BIG BROTHER!”

“Umm… no thanks, Gaara. I have to think of a way to get us out of this-”

“WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!” Gaara wailed, “PLAY WITH ME! NOW!”

“GAARA I DON’T NEED THIS RIGHT NOW!” Kankuro angrily shouted.

“WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!” Gaara wailed again.

Then Kankuro had a brilliant idea for the first time in his life. Ever. Kankuro took those cloth things that hang off Gaara’s clothes and tied them around Gaara.

“Now that should keep you quiet!” Kankuro stated then hauled Gaara on his shoulders. He walked off to somewhere.

After awhile Gaara somehow managed to get the thing off this mouth and squirmed off Kankuro’s shoulders. Kankuro chased Gaara and cornered him.

Gaara gasped for air then shouted:

“ I‘M BEING HELD AGAINST MY WILLLLLLLLLLL!”

The people that were walking by looked strangely at the two brothers.

“Gaara shut up! You‘re getting to be too much! I like it better when you‘d rather kill me!”

Gaara stayed quiet.

“Are you gonna tie me up again?”

“Yes. For my sake.”

So Kankuro tied poor Gaara up again and hauled him on his shoulders.

-Back at Gaara’s House-

Hmmm, Temari thought, Gaara’s sugar rush should be wearing off pretty quick.

-Wherever Kankuro is-

Gaara started squirming again.

“DANGIT GAARA! WILL YOU STOP IT!”

Gaara still squirmed.

“IF YOU DON’T STOP I’M GONNA-”

Gaara kept on squirming.

“THAT’S IT!”

Kankuro hauled Gaara off his shoulders and threw him up against the wall.

Gaara landed on the floor then glared at his brother, like he was gonna kill him.

“Oh no…oh no no no no NOOOOOOO!” Kankuro shouted and started to run.

Gaara’s sand untied him. Ok I know that’s lame but who cares. Then Gaara slowly started walking home.

Kankuro ran into his bedroom and locked the door. He gasped for air. Then he double-checked his lock and turned around to find Gaara right there. Kankuro screamed.

“Ummm… hello G-Gaara…” Kankuro said.

“Hello…” Gaara growled, “brother…”

Gaara stepped closer to Kankuro.

“G-Gaara?”

He stepped closer again.

“G-G-Gaara!”

Again.

“GAARA!”

Gaara attacked with his sand.

“AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” Kankuro screamed.

-A little later-

Temari burst into the room.

“I HEARD SOMEONE SCREAM! WHAT HAPPENED!”

“Owwww…” Kankuro moaned.

“ What happened?” Temari asked. Then she looked around the room and saw Gaara asleep on Kankuro’s bed.

Finally, Temari thought, Gaara’s sugar rush is over. But he’s asleep? I better wake him up or he’ll be angry.

Temari walked over to Kankuro’s bed and reached out to shake Gaara awake. Gaara shot out his hand and grabbed her arm.

“I’m awake…” Gaara replied.

A tingle ran down Temari’s spine. I should’ve known… Temari thought, I wonder what Dad will do about his drinks being gone? I hope he doesn’t freak.

-Later, late at night-

The Kazekage finally came out of his bedroom. He didn’t feel like seeing his kids today. Especially not Gaara.

He opened the fridge to get his caffeine drinks- Mountain Dew and Red Bull- so Gaara wouldn’t suddenly murder him when he’s asleep. He looked in the fridge.

Their…GONE!

The Kazekage fell to his knees and clenched his fists in the air.

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOO! NOOOO! NO! NO!” He shouted at the top of his lungs until he couldn’t breath anymore.

-Early the Next Day-

Temari sleepily walked down the stairs to start making pancakes for her brothers. She stepped over to the fridge but stepped on something.

“Ew, what was that?” Temari asked herself.

She looked down to find her father, dead on the floor.

“Did Gaara…?”

Then she found a note in his hands. She took it and read it. It said:

Curse you, Temari. You didn’t buy my drinks.

- Love Dad

P.S. You didn’t buy beer either.

AN: WHOA! That chapters pretty long! I didn’t think it’d be THAT long! Phew! At least I’m all done! Now… to reread it. And yes… more chappies if people review. Ciao! Actually, I’m gonna write more anyway. It’s fun! And…it’s weird but I’m starting to like Rock Lee. It must be because I bought that shirt! -growls then sighs- oh well.

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Chapter Four

 

AN: Oh my gosh! I don’t know what came over me to make such evil things happen in this chapter! I love cats too! It’s all so… strange. But then again… I am a strange person.

Gaara lied in the fluffiness of the stuffed animals. Kankuro watched his brother trying to do a snow angel, but since you need snow to do that, Gaara got frustrated and ripped one of their heads off. Fluff flew everywhere. Then a store manager came by.

“HEY KID!” The manager shouted, “YOU BREAK IT, YOU BUY IT!”

Kankuro quietly went away because he didn’t want to see the violence. He found Temari.

“Oh, Kankuro! I was looking everywhere for you and Gaara!” Temari exclaimed.

“Yeah well, Gaara got himself into a little trouble. Since it seems he likes fluffy things we should buy him a-“

“AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” A scream shot off in the background. Then Gaara came walking over to them while the sand went back into the gourd.

“GAARA! Why’d you kill an innocent person!” Temari asked.

“Because I wanted to,” He replied and closed his eyes, “Let’s go.”

“Umm Gaara, I’ll catch up, I’m gonna buy something first,” Kankuro said and walked off to the pet section.

Temari and Gaara left. Kankuro just looked at the kittens.

“Hmmmm…”

“May I help you sir?” A non-trustworthy-looking person asked.

“Yeah, do you have a really fluffy kitten?”

“Yes sir, right over here,” The non-trustworthy-looking person replied, and walked over to one of the fluffiest kittens you would probably ever see in your life.

“MEOW!” purred the kitten of fluffiness.

“How much is he?”

“He’s free…MUHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!”

“Ohhh-kaaayy…”

Kankuro grabbed the fluffy kitten and took it home. Temari and Gaara where doing nothing. Just sitting on the couch.

“Oh Gaara! Look what I bought!” Kankuro said, holding up the fluffiest kitten you could ever see in your life. Gaara looked at it.

“Fluffy…” Gaara said and twitched.

“Meow,” the fluffy kitten said.

“We’ll name him Bob,” Kankuro said.

“Bob?” Temari asked.

“Yeah, Bob.”

Gaara took the kitten out of Kankuro’s hands. He pet it. The kitten purred.

“See? He likes it.”

Suddenly, Gaara took the kitten in his hand and threw it up against the wall.

“WHAT THE!” Temari shouted.

“GAARA! WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT FOR!”

“M-meow….”the kitty meowed.

Kankuro rushed over to the kitten and picked it up. It had a broken leg. Temari looked at her little brother and shook her head. Gaara just sat quietly. The kitty looked at him evilly.

“Meow…meow, HISS!” The kitten screeched and attacked Gaara.

Gaara screamed and tried to take it off of him.

-the ultimate battle: Gaara of the Desert vs. Bob the cat-

All of a sudden Hayate appeared out of nowhere. He coughed. A lot.

“Now, let’s begin this battle… -cough, cough- if it looks like one of you is dieing then I will stop it immediately. Now… -cough, cough- BEGIN!”

Gaara stood there. The cork on the gourd popped out and hit the kitten in the face. The kitty hissed at him.

“HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!” The kitten screeched and sunk his claws in Gaara’s shin.

“OW YOU STUPID CAT!” Gaara shouted, and threw sand in the kittens eyes.

The kitty blindly attacked and hit Gaara’s…eh…area.

“AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” Gaara screeched in pain and fell to the floor, “You’ll…pay…now…cat…”

Then Gaara shoved sand down the kittens mouth and made it explode. Cat guts flew everywhere.

“The winner is Gaara!” Hayate announced with cat guts all over him.

“Hmph,” Gaara replied, still in pain.

An amputated paw from the cat twitched…

AN: Will the cat live and attack, putting our little evil one to an end? I’m sorry the chapter was so short…I just couldn’t really think of anything… with me being sick and all. Phooey.

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Chapter Three

AN: Thank you all for the reviews. Haha… This is getting strange. The reason I stopped the last story is because I couldn’t think of anything embarrassing for Gaara to do. But now I thought of something. Gaara fan girls… don’t kill me. I’m a fan too but I can take jokes. Ha… Enjoy.

Gaara popped in the CD with a grunt. Girls gathered all around in the front row…not like I was there. What? Quit looking at me like that! I wasn’t there ok? Sheesh…( Mufufufufu )

"I LOVE YOU GAARA!" Some girl shouted.

"Grrr…" Gaara umm growled, and glared at her. She fainted with delight and was foaming at the mouth…like she had rabies or something. Gaara just ignored her and played the song ‘Shake Your Bootah’ ( Whatever that song is called ) He started to: Shake. That. Thing. ( XDD Sorry )

Kankuro watched his brother danced and fell down laughing and rolling everywhere. When he fell there was a GIANORMOUS earthquake. People screamed when the earthquake happened but quickly looked back to Gaara. Gaara’s face suddenly distorted and he held his stomach. He glanced at Kankuro. All Kankuro did was pretend to rip the teddy’s head off again. Gaara sighed and kept shaking. That. Thing. ( XDD Just imagining that makes me crack up ) Kankuro continued to watch his brother dance. Suddenly Temari was behind him. Kankuro gasped an looked at his sister.

"H-h-i Temari… eheh heh…"

"What the heck is Gaara doing?"

"What’s it look like he’s doing? He’s dancing, like I told him to. Don’t worry you didn’t miss the funny part."

"You know he’ll kill you once he gets his teddy back."

"Not like I was going to ever give it back. MUHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Kankuro…you better give it back…or else." Then Temari smacked the ground with her dumb fan. Kankuro just looked at her and laughed.

"Pfft… I’m not scared of you."

"Well, he’ll kill you still Kankuro, just you wait. You know-"

"Shhh! The funny part’s gonna happen."

Temari just sighed and watched her little brother.

"HOLY!"

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAAA!" Kankuro laughed.

Well… if you are sure you want to know what Gaara did keep reading but… don’t kill me! I will run FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FARFAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FARFAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FARFAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FARFAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FARFAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FARFAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FARFAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FARFAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR away and you will NEVER EVER find me! I shall start running now. Ciao!

Here’s what Gaara did. His evil big brother made him do this I promise…. Ummm he stole the script and rewrote this! AHH!

He stuck his butt in some girls face and wiggled it around… ( :faints: I could never imagine Gaara doing that XDD )The next few events happened so fast no mere mortal knew what the heck was happening. The girl was like, ‘Oh yeah.‘ Then Gaara couldn’t hold it in anymore and let out a gianormous fart causing the biggest earthquake known to man! So then almost everyone in the store died. (Except for Kankuro, who thought it smelled like roses ) Then Kankuro shouted ‘I’m never giving your teddy back! AHHAHA!’ And then there was some sounds like this: BOOMCRASHBANGPOWKLANG! And then you could see a badly beaten Kankuro, a teddy with it’s head ripped off, and a very angry Gaara in a speedo. Ah, normal pace now.

T-t-t-t-eddy…?" Gaara sobbed as he looked at his teddy. He picked up it’s detached head and it’s body. He looked at his teddy then up at Kankuro whom he beat the crap out of. Kankuro twitched.

"Kankuro…"

"Y-yes Gaara…?"

"Do you know what happens when you destroy a childhood memory…"

Kankuro looked up at his little brother, whom still had no eyeliner on and was scared.

"And upset your little brother with social problems and a demon inside of him?"

"N-n-noo..," Kankuro replied.

"Well you’re gonna find out!"

Then you could hear Kankuro’s surfer dude voice (ugh) scream a million bajillion miles away…Attracting other ninja’s attention.

"Did you here that?" Sasuke asked Naruto, "It sounded like some fat dude just screamed… it sounded like it came from the sand village."

"Ghkkjfgkncfnfoi," Naruto replied shoving ramen down his throat. Which meant something like, No you must be imaging things in that stupid head of yours.

"What’d you say?" Sasuke asked.

Naruto gulped down his ramen and said, "Yeah, sure did. Umm… how do you know it’s from the sand village?"

"Because only Gaara could make a guy scream like that."

"Riiiight."

Sakura the dumbo came jogging in, "Hi Saaaasssuuuke!" She stopped to a halt.

"What’s up?"

"We’re going to Target," Sasuke replied picking up his crap. "Lets go."

Kankuro was laying in bed with two broken arms and a broken leg and his face was oozing puss from all the new wounds. Temari stood beside him

"How’re you doing?"

"What’s it look like?"

"Well you look like crap."

"Oh gee, THANKS."

"Uh-huh."

Silence. Then Gaara slammed the door open and stomped over to his brother’s bed. He looked down at him.

"I would ask if you were ok, but I don’t really care," Gaara said and walked out.

"Grrr," Kankuro grumbled.

Gaara came back in, "Oh the place we went to during… my incident, I didn’t see my eyeliner brand so I’m heading to the leaf village. Yeah I destroyed that place too." Ok now he left.

Temari followed him, and waved bye to Kankuro.

Kankuro lied in bed and thought, Why? What the heck came over my head? It’s like someone’s controlling me… Then he looked out the window and saw a camera crew taping all this.

"WHAT THE?" He shouted.

The camera crew screamed and ran. As they ran they shouted ,"I DON’T GET PAID ENOUGH TO DO THIS!" Ahh…amateurs. Mufufufu…

"Weird, I am gonna go to Target now…" Kankuro painfully got up and followed his brother and sister. Suddenly they disappeared. Kankuro disappeared along with them.

Suddenly they appeared in Target since their journey would be silent and boring and nothing exciting to read about. They saw a TV and watched the news.

"Tonight at 11 you will see Gaara from the desert dancing… in a speedo."

Everyone turned to look at Gaara. Gaara glared back at them.

"LOOK THERE HE IS!" Some stoopid girl screamed.

"RUN! RUN GAARA RUN!" Temari shouted. Gaara ran to the very back of the store. Kankuro painfully followed him. Step. "Ow." Step. "Ow." Step. "Ow" Step. "Ow." Step. "Ow." Step. "Ow" Step. "Ow." Step. "Ow." Step. "Ow" Step. "Ow." Step. "Ow." Step. "Ow" Step. "Ow." Step. "Ow." Step. "Ow" Step. "Ow." Step. "Ow." Step. "Ow" Step. "Ow." Step. "Ow." Step. "Ow." Gaara looked behind him. "Kankuro what’s up with you following me? Didn’t I bust you up enough?"

Kankuro just looked at Gaara and stayed silent. Gaara walked into the stuffed animal aisle. Then dramatic heavenly music started to play: HALLEJIUAH! Pause. HALLEJIUAH! Pause. HALLEJIUAH, HALLEJIUAH, HAALLEJIUUUUUAH! Gaara’s eyes grew GIANORMOUS and he drooled a bit. Kankuro just looked at his brother, Not again, He thought, this is why we never take him to the toy aisles.

Gaara looked at the stuffed animals. He touched one and flinched.

"It’s…fluffy…" Gaara spoke.

"Duh."

Gaara stared in wonder at the stuffed animal.

"Fluffy….."

"Gaara, don’t…"

"FLUFFY! FLUUUUUUUUUFFFFFYYY! FLUFFY FLUFFY FLUFFY! AHAHAHAHAHA!" Gaara screeched and flung himself into one of the stuffed animal stands ( He couldn’t stand their fluffiness ) causing the thing to fall over and create sound effects like: KRASHBANGFWOOSHBANGPANGKAPOWBOOMKABOOMKLANG! Nine sound effects in all. Try to count them all foolish mortals. Then there was some person saying ‘OWWIEE!’ Most likely that was Gaara. And then… a psycho laugh of fluffiness.

Kankuro slowly backed away from his brother. I am not gonna stay for this, he thought.

AN: What’ll happen next? What’s up with Gaara’s obsession with fluffy things? REVIEW TO FIND OUT. Mufufufu...

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